New here and need new friends as I ran the last lot over.

 

The was with a Mitsoooooobitchy and it didn't agree with me (or my lawyers) so thought I'd try a Datsun instead.

 

Important questions please to be responded to or you will not be my new friends.

 

1. What's the fuel consumption?

2. Are they capable of reaching the speed limit on the big roads? (The ones with the lorries)

3. How much are they?

4. Do they come in blue?

5. What's the fuel consumption?

6. Does anyone called Brian own one? (I don't want to be associated with anyone called Brian)

7. Tell me a joke. (If you're not funny I don't want you as my new friend)

8. What's the fuel consumption?

 

Thanks

 

Brian

New here and need new friends as I ran the last lot over.

 

The was with a Mitsoooooobitchy and it didn't agree with me (or my lawyers) so thought I'd try a Datsun instead.

 

Important questions please to be responded to or you will not be my new friends.

 

1. What's the fuel consumption?

2. Are they capable of reaching the speed limit on the big roads? (The ones with the lorries)

3. How much are they?

4. Do they come in blue?

5. What's the fuel consumption?

6. Does anyone called Brian own one? (I don't want to be associated with anyone called Brian)

7. Tell me a joke. (If you're not funny I don't want you as my new friend)

8. What's the fuel consumption?

 

Thanks

 

Brian

 

Thank f00k for that....

Thank f00k for that....

 

Made my first friend :)

What Datsun did you want?

What Datsun did you want?

 

A blue one, thicko.

Well that helps. Do you want one with windscreen wipers or anything as specific as that? I'm sure Datsun cherrys can be found in blue...

Well that helps. Do you want one with windscreen wipers or anything as specific as that? I'm sure Datsun cherrys can be found in blue...

 

What's a windscreen?

Znut, you've been removed from my friend list. The other Brian called Stephen is better.

Stops bugs obliterating your face.

Stops bugs obliterating your face.

 

Ohhh you meant the front window!

 

Znut you're back on the friend list, Stephen doesn't know about cars.

That's ok I'm not big on internet friends :D

That's ok I'm not big on internet friends :D

 

Congratulations, you're promoted to best friend

Best to have no friends, less likely to be stabbed in the back or get your missus poached, unless she can be part ex'd for the Datsun :bow:

Best to have no friends, less likely to be stabbed in the back or get your missus poached, unless she can be part ex'd for the Datsun :bow:

 

No, no camels please. They don't come with front windows as standard.

I got an old datsun for sale comes in blue (if you squint a bit) well sorta black and yellow but pretend it's blue. Come wiv all the usual datsun extras like rust. Forgot to add even the exhaust smoke is blue so a big up for that. Had an air filter and universal tail pipes installed and mig tips do but guesstimate is approx 500 bhp and 560 lbs of torque stock auto turbos. Boost Controller. £9000

I got an old datsun for sale comes in blue (if you squint a bit) well sorta black and yellow but pretend it's blue. Come wiv all the usual datsun extras like rust. Forgot to add even the exhaust smoke is blue so a big up for that. Had an air filter and universal tail pipes installed and mig tips do but guesstimate is approx 500 bhp and 560 lbs of torque stock auto turbos. Boost Controller. £9000

 

Does it have a supermarket near by to it to make it convenient? (I shop at Gateways)

 

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I don't think the mods here like people posting pornography, you're gonna be in trouble

Does it have a supermarket near by to it to make it convenient? (I shop at Gateways)

 

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I don't think the mods here like people posting pornography, you're gonna be in trouble

Na but we got a lidl and a aldi near buy. I can get a weeks worth of shopping in the boot. There is a pound land if you buy the datsun I will take you there and get there performance enhancing "real" turbo sound exhaust whistle

Na but we got a lidl and a aldi near buy. I can get a weeks worth of shopping in the boot. There is a pound land if you buy the datsun I will take you there and get there performance enhancing "real" turbo sound exhaust whistle

 

Stephen you're no longer needed, I have a new new bestest friend Mr Raiser

Yey I have a friend :) can you lend me a fiver?

Yey I have a friend :) can you lend me a fiver?

 

Winnoze has a donkey you can borrow

Winnoze has a donkey you can borrow

 

I already have an ass of my own..

I already have an ass of my own..

 

I don't like where this is going, I need a new friend.

I don't like where this is going, I need a new friend.

 

Do you still wanna buy my rust um I mean datsun?

Do you still wanna buy my rust um I mean datsun?

 

Of course I do bestie!

Of course I do bestie!

Ace I take Western union. Can you send 500 deposit now to my brothers step cousins sister in Africa. She's a princess you know....