Hey boys and girls! I've just got in and I; m a bit pissed!!! Guess what! I've been keeping something from you all!

 

Now if I wasn;t so pissed I wouldn't be telling you this but I really am shit faced!

 

I'm going to be a Dad in about seven and a half months! Woohooy!!!! My girlfriend is preggars and I'm going to be a Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And the big question is... am I going to regret telling you ****ers in the morning!

 

And the even bigtger qustionrwt is... am I going to even remmeber?!!!

 

Love you aool.... you're my best frei ds tou are!

 

Woohoo!

Oh cvome on!!!! Someone talk to me! I've juast got in and I;m really really pissed! Want to talk to someone and tell them all about mu good nesw!

Congratulations Mike;)

Been a Dad is the most rewarding thing in the world,well It is when they get out of their shity nappys:D

All the best mate,hope all goes well for you both ;)

Blimey - what an effect this forum has. First Wendy, now your gf. Anyone else been impregnated / done the impregnating while on this forum? Is that what they mean when they say "forum member" :)

 

Anyhoo - congratulations again. :0 :)

I keep telling Rob it is his demon seed that did it, anyway practice makes perfect.

 

And going to Easter meets is definatley off the cards from now on as far as I am concerned, they are to blame for my predicament. Either that or he has a vasectomy.

 

 

Gio it is about time more babies were concieved on this place anyway, because there are plenty of toy tossers on here to teach the young ones how to do it properly.

 

 

Pissing mself laughing AGAIN

 

 

Hugs and kisses

 

Wendy

congrats:)

What remarkable spelling for one so pedantic....and to use alcohol as your excuse...shameless... ;)

 

 

 

 

CONGRATULATIONS!!! btw... :D :D

congrats m8 :)