http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2415095.stm

Maybe not so much "lost its fear of"....but more "scared and frightened and unsure", if it had been a pet..

 

:(

 

Poor squirrel... :(

 

 

(At least it wasn't a red one though.)

"He said if it had bitten a child's face this time, what would it do next?"

 

I wonder what he had in mind ...

 

Steal a car ?

 

Supply Iraq with arms ?

ROFLMFAOGCFOB :D

Maybe it would turn up at Dover and claim asylum...

What the feck was he doing with a gun in his house?

Plus with the millions of squirrles in this country how could he be sure that he got the right one.

 

I think he should be done with having a fire arm in his house, in possession of a deadley weapon and disturbing the peace.

"****** " poor helpless animal, its a squirrel ffks :(

Originally posted by SRRAE

What the feck was he doing with a gun in his house?

Plus with the millions of squirrles in this country how could he be sure that he got the right one.

 

I think he should be done with having a fire arm in his house, in possession of a deadley weapon and disturbing the peace.

 

who said it was a firearm? could have been an airgun - they will quite easily dispatch a squirrel (not that I know - I only shoot rabbits ;) )

This thing is about a squirrel........in kNUTSFORD!?!?! Are they taking the piss? It's too late for an April fool!:D

 

Yeah, shame about the poor cute little furry thing, BUT they are vermin, they destroy your attic/cellar if they get in, AND they attack cats occasionally. We're only worried coz they're cute, if it was a story about a black rat everyone would be OK with it. They're just rats with a big tail.

 

Shame the same penalty can't be 'aimed' at some of the yoof we have aound today.:mad:

"He said if it had bitten a child's face this time, what would it do next? He didn't want any more children getting hurt."

 

There's a squirrel round the corner from us that sells drugs to children. The police can't do anything because there is no such thing as squirrel prison. He is actually an afghan squirrel who came over to the UK shores seeking asylum - it wouldn't have happened if the tories were in power!!! The other members of his family are all resident in the uk too now. His mother is a whore who specialises in beastiality. His father is a well known mafia member and has killed at least 20 men. When will this come to an end??? Kill all squirrels!!!

 

LMFAO does no one have anything better to worry about than some poor scared squirrel that bit some (probably very annoying) kids face. I have seen hundreds of times how kids treat animals - then its the animals fault when it defends itself... Like I say, it wouldn't happen if the tories were in power bwahahahahahaha

 

This was also not a fair fight in terms of mass - the grandfather was bound to win LOL

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

Originally posted by andyduff

"He said if it had bitten a child's face this time, what would it do next? He didn't want any more children getting hurt."

 

There's a squirrel round the corner from us that sells drugs to children. The police can't do anything because there is no such thing as squirrel prison. He is actually an afghan squirrel who came over to the UK shores seeking asylum - it wouldn't have happened if the tories were in power!!! The other members of his family are all resident in the uk too now. His mother is a whore who specialises in beastiality. His father is a well known mafia member and has killed at least 20 men. When will this come to an end??? Kill all squirrels!!!

 

LMFAO does no one have anything better to worry about than some poor scared squirrel that bit some (probably very annoying) kids face. I have seen hundreds of times how kids treat animals - then its the animals fault when it defends itself... Like I say, it wouldn't happen if the tories were in power bwahahahahahaha

 

This was also not a fair fight in terms of mass - the grandfather was bound to win LOL

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

ROFLMAOGCFOB

No the squirrel has a smaller mass so it should have won. But I think the bullet that killed it had a even smaller mass. So Nelson may be right. ;)

 

 

Stuart

Originally posted by SRRAE

No the squirrel has a smaller mass so it should have won. But I think the bullet that killed it had a even smaller mass. So Nelson may be right. ;)

Stuart

 

if you reduce your mass enough to outrun a bullet, what would your 0-60 time be ?

If you weighed that little then you'd need slick trainers and traction control to get anywhere.

Verry funny, especially Duffman's reply !! ;) :D

Death to all grey Cyrils I say! Fcuk 'em!!!

 

Evil creatures, born straight from Satans Tuffty Club..."watch now children before you cross the road, look left...look right...is it safe to cross?" etc. Fcuking grey Tuffty would be stood behind yer kid waiting for a fast car to come along and then push the child in front of it! ROFL :D

 

Poor red Cyrils is all I can say, they never meant any harm to anyone!

 

:D

The Reds are a lazy bunch of homma's! They deserve what's comming to them! Silver and grey are much better colours anyway!!!:D :D :D

what was that show on TV where they dress up as Squirrells and attack old people in parks lmao , or beat the people up in the telephone booths, bwhahahaha i bet he was watching that, and said **** it it's go time:D

ROFLMFAO :D

 

Well all I can say is poor hedgehogs! Squirrels have obviously got the upperhand being able to leap onto a kid and nash its' forehead.

 

Hedgehog could only manage a toe peeping through the front of an open sandal at best! :D

Trigger Happy TV Warren mate. Very funny!

Originally posted by 300z

what was that show on TV where they dress up as Squirrells and attack old people in parks lmao , or beat the people up in the telephone booths, bwhahahaha i bet he was watching that, and said **** it it's go time:D

 

Trigger Happy TV mate with Dom Jolly! Ace program. :D

Come on Timmy. Keep up!

I'm trying Mike, I asked Mrs what it was called but she couldn't remember then I asked Google with Dom Jolly...hah...did you know it was Dom Jolly then Misseur Smarty arrrrrssse??? :D

I did indeed. Prove I didn't Turbot!

Originally posted by Mike Duffy

I did indeed. Prove I didn't Turbot!

 

ROFLMFAO :D

 

I can't Muffy the Vampire Slayer! :D

Even more sad news from me.

 

After many years of avoiding hedgehogs in the road I've managed to kill one in my back garden with a bucket FFS!

Found the deceased critter on Bonfire Night.

 

Silly little bugger had climbed into an old bucket behind my shed that had filled with rainwater :S

They obviously don't swim very well and have no winch under their spines to hoist themselves out.

 

Poor little blighter :'(

 

Anyway the grey squirrel deserves to have it's ass kicked.

Why have we not yet armed the red massive to rise up against the grey foreign invasion?