:walkman:

 

*Sang with a Scottish accent*

 

 

Ohhh dear little Flo,

I love you so,

Especially in your nighty,

When the moonlight flits,

Across your tits,

 

Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty!

 

 

written by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore

Aka DEREK AND CLIVE.

 

 

 

Sorry just thought I'd come out with that one.

I see a banner on here that made me laugh and I think

One of the mods must have listened to one of thier vinyl's back in the day.

 

"Rhubarb" was on the banner; and DEREK AND CLIVE said that

If you sit in a crowded room with a lot of people talking all at once

It sounds like that's all you hear haha.

 

Anyway.... My little contribution there even if it's random.

 

The Flo song is about as tame as it gets...

I would love to of recited 'sir' or 'jump'... Maybe 'top rank ballroom' but I'd probably end up banned looool

I noted the date and time of this thread and thought 'he can't STILL be drunk from Christmas?' :wack:

Hahaha

what banner ?

Very top right of this site that says COTM winner sometimes.

 

It's a random thing.

Rooobarb is one of them lool

what banner ?

 

The one that you made! :lol: :wack:

Loved Derrek and Clive Live ... You ****

As I was walking down the street one day

I saw a house on fire

There was a man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window

To the crowd that was gathered there below

For he was sore afraid

 

Jump! You ****er, jump!

Jump into this here blanket what we are holding

And you will be all right

He jumped, hit the deck, broke his ****ing neck

There was no blanket

 

Laugh?! We nearly shat!

We had not laughed so much since Grandma died

Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle

We are miserable sinners

Fi-i-ilthy ****ers

 

Ahhhrrrr-soles

Hahaha legend!!

Perfect.. I remember most of them word by word lol

Hahaha legend!!

Perfect.. I remember most of them word by word lol

 

What the **** u on ant....lol....no more drugs for that man.

hahaha....

 

Terry, I'll burn you off some CD's bud.

You'll love it.

 

Not for kids ears though.

Here's a direct link to one of the Album's on youtube mate............. This is the Flo song.

 

 

 

 

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