xmas it ment to be a rest from work and a time relax and that's great. but whats really going on is shops cashing in and people panic buying and getting stressed out rushing round spending money thay don't have and getting to debt. I have just been Tesco to get a few bits and there are people there with trollys over flowing are you ****ing mad the shops are shut for like 2 days people acting like there is going shut for week and thay will die I have to say am not taking part in all this utter crap no more were all brain washed in this build up to this one day that meen nothing to most people ye thay still get sucked in to the bull shit of xmas be glad when its all over . that's my rant over

Always thought your face looked like a scrotum but didn't want to say lol

Always thought your face looked like a scrotum but didn't want to say lol

 

Well I've never been able to tell the difference between what comes out of your mouth and what comes out of your arse. Perhaps they are one and the same....:wack:

Pmsl after a kabab it tastes like one to :lol:

Can I ask what is actually wrong with Christmas? We think we have it worked out perfectly due to plenty of experience

 

So just like in other years we always (and this year is no exception)... we have a few things we stick to:

 

 

 

We pay cash for everything we buy on the run up (you can't get into difficulties spending cash and can only spend what you can afford and cash is zero percent interest as well - you even get cash back... it's called CHANGE!)

 

We close our business down and have a week off free of hassle and bother (apart from warranty emergencies if they crop up - gotta keep customers)

 

We light the house up like a Nevada Brothel on A North Pole Fettish

 

We stay at home and don't go shopping at all as we already bought enough to last for a week (OK we may go out for a walk on a nice Winters day if the snow is down - we are not totally housebound lol)

 

We have family round for Christmas dinner then an 'open house party' on Christmas day 8 - till - late (which is usually 2-3am)... everyone friends, family, neighbours, passing Z owners etc (I mean that) lol are welcome

 

We drink too much

 

We eat too much

 

We chill out and watch 'dodgy fillms' on TV - eg Carry on films and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

 

And we get more sex than when we are busy working!

 

So now come one - someone please tell us - Exactly What is wrong with that????

 

Rich

Edited December 22, 201311 yr by dicky96

Sex? What's that :lol:

Something you do with the missus and anyone else willing lol

Watch tv and moan at each other? Ahhh yeah I know what it is lol

Just had my car sprayed after some idiot woman bumped it in Sainsbury's car park 2 weeks ago and now some other cretin woman (the MUST be related somewhere down the line!) has pranged it with a ******* trolley!!!!!! :asshole::asshole: I now hate Xmas!!

****ers for doing that

some other cretin woman (the MUST be related somewhere down the line!) has pranged it with a ******* trolley!!!!!! :asshole::asshole: I now hate Xmas!!

 

shopping ???????

shopping ???????

 

you got the last 3 letters right! :wink:

you got the last 3 letters right! :wink:

 

Gopping? - As quoted from James May re: appearance of the Ford Scorpio.

Gopping? - As quoted from James May re: appearance of the Ford Scorpio.

 

Not quite mate, but would work! :)