Right people, I am going to be doing a monthly caption competition! It wont be always car (or specifically Zed) related and should hopefully be a good bit of fun :)

 

The best answer will get a freebie from me but dont expect a shed load of stuff as I am not as loaded as some of you on here :lol:

 

You can enter as many times as you like, there is no limit or if you dont want to enter, just sit back and laugh at the stupid efforts of you mad bunch :smartass:

 

Try to keep it as clean as you can too.......:whistling:

 

I'll start with a fairly recent topical one of David Cameron's visit to India.......................

 

Nice one Rich, lets hope we get some unique captions lol

 

 

 

"Damn it, i just cant bring myself to look into his eyes, bloody wierdo."

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Nice one Rich, lets hope we get some unique captions lol

 

Cheers Graham, I am sure we will have some very 'unique' ones lol

 

That is quality lol

 

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You do not have to beg, come to england i will house, feed and clothe all of your family and you wont have to work a single hour!

 

 

How come i havent got a nappy for my head, might need it later after that curry ooh.

Call that a turban?

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"Ive always found this method works for a nice tight spliff"

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"if your happy and you know it clap your hands - come on you know the words dont make me have to over this all again ahmed QUOTE]

SO...it`s true..they really do think I`m a living God! I`ve screwed britain..These poor souls with their puppy dog eyes don`t stand a chance! Better tell Sam "CURRYS BACK ON THE MENU!"

 

 

 

Right,now come on chaps ive come all the way to India.....youve already let me down by not wearing the swimming hats that match mine, but we MUST get the synchronized dive perfect!!

You do not have to beg, come to england i will house, feed and clothe all of your family and you wont have to work a single hour!

Brilliant and genius!!! So true aswell!!

Im praying he isnt going to impose a turban wearing tax

Some great ones so far and Nicci.......so true!! :)

 

You do not have to beg, come to england i will house, feed and clothe all of your family and you wont have to work a single hour!

please let me in your suitcase!

So who put the super glue in the soap dispenser?

 

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Not an Indian Pope, Not an Indian Pope, Not an Indian Pope.......

 

 

Oh *****cks its an Argie!!!!!!!!

 

"At the UK border, David Cameron himself gives a warm welcome to the next lot of immigrants to enter the UK...plunging us further into the dark ages."

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Are you sure that aint Tommy Cooper!