Or who's going to be in the dog house!!!!!

 

 

Come on you bunch of smoothies what plans/presents have you got for the loves of your lives???? (i mean your people loved ones not your zeds) lol

2 dozen red roses and a pair of Louboutin's.

 

That should keep me in the good books for the rest of the month.

:smartass:

Listen to the admiral

Told my wife last night ide spend quality time with her today...6.15am this morning told her to dig her working clothes out as she,s going roofing. The pair of us got home at 3.45pm after stripping a roof off all day and she,s knacked:rofl::rofl: To finnish the day off i might make a bit of noise later in the gentlmans chambers:whistling::D

Roses are red violets are glorious never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius:2guns::lol:

Roses are red violets are glorious never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius:2guns::lol:

That has been making me laugh a bit all day

i got up at 6 shaved my face , in to tescos for her card flowers and chocs then back home by half 6 told her i forgot ,left it all in the kitchen went off to work,,seems to have worked:1eye: job done for another year

Got up early this morning and nipped out to the supermarket. One bunch of red roses and a nice card later, job done or so I though.

 

Got back home and put my cunning excuse into play.....honey I left it to the last minute so the flowers would be as fresh as possible.........didnae work! the huffy cow is now hardly speaking to me.

 

 

Hang on! nothing new there then, ah well life goes on.

I got her a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts but she is on a diet oh we'll more for me

I got her a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts but she is on a diet oh we'll more for me

 

Now that is a cunning plan :)

If I eat them all Im really doing her a favour I think