As we all know... christmas crackers have the worst jokes ever known to man...

 

So, post your terrible cracker jokes here!

 

I'll start off...

 

 

 

What did the Cow say to Santa Claus? Moo-ey christmas!

What happens when you eat the Christmas tree decorations?

You get tinsel-itus!

Mrs Snowman was ignoring Mr Snowman..... she was giving him the cold shoulder

What does luke skywalker shave with ?

 

- Laser Blades.

how do chickens dance?.... chick to chick....

How does a monkey make toast?

 

He puts it under the gorilla :lol:

What did one snowman say to another snowman

 

''can you smell carrots''

all from the pound shop lol

all from the pound shop lol

 

NOPE QD lol

all from the pound shop lol

 

 

how much were they?

caz bought me one home she found at work

 

 

Q: When do spare parts from japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

 

A: When its raining Datsun cogs!!

 

boom boom

What's the difference between a Porsche 911 and a pile of dead prostitutes?

 

I haven't got a Porsche 911 in my garage.

 

Merry Christmas.

What's the difference between a Porsche 911 and a pile of dead prostitutes?

 

I haven't got a Porsche 911 in my garage.

 

Merry Christmas.

 

hahaha, theres no way that came out of an xmas cracker!

Ha, M&S crackers have gone downhill

 

Tripe

Why did the man drown in his bowl of museli?

He was pulled down by a strong current.

What is brown and sticky?

 

A stick.