What a fooking great day ive had. Get last call of the day to a blocked sink. Turn up, and yep its blocked, try clearing, but no good, ask tenant if toilet is ok, replies all good.check the manhole cover and all appears good.

 

Next step is to cut the pipe under the kitchen cupboards to get access to the straight run of pipe in order to use drain rods, start cutting the pipe and yep the sound you dont want to hear, gurgling and bubbling in the pipe. then BANG, the upstairs toilet, and about 4 mtrs of blocked soil pipe, find a new route not to the sewer as before, but lets go to the kitchen and play there.

You name it, it came out of the pipe and discharged into the kitchen. All over me as i was knelt down, all under the cupboards, round the washing machine and out into the hallway.

Clothes binned.

Woopy fooking do. so after lots of clearing up, swearing and tons of ciggies, ive now showered twice, smelling normal now and enjoying a nice cold pint of Stella.

 

Rant over.

Stu

Erm, SCREW THAT!

I Take it you were up to your knees in shit !:no::lol:

To qoute Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English.....

 

......"It's only a bit of poo.......!!!"

 

Richard:flowers:

Nice Stu. Nobody can never say that you are not full of s**t :lol::lol:

Edited November 22, 201114 yr by TwinTurboRich
Cant bloody spell! lol

Hey,

 

Remind you of anything :

 

haha, thats well unlucky Stu! the worst my plumbing got today was a few ball valve diaphragms :tt2:

Ewe......ewe.......ewe.......ewe......is it still under your finger nails

 

Nice new sig pic by the way Bazzy

ha ha i worked with a plumber before when we had to unblock a saniflow, i puked all over the bedroom carpet!

take most things in life but not other peoples "Richard the 3rd's":hurl:

We fitted a large commercial macerator the other day, my boss said he cant wait until 12 months is up so we dont have to cover it anymore lol, we really do hope it doesnt leak or have any problems :lol:

 

oh and thanks footmunch ;)

a few years ago the shit pipe from the toilets in our 1600 capacity nightclub broke where it runs through the roof of the beer cellar

 

beer cellar have tight fitting doors to keep them cold

 

about 5 hours into the night the bar staff heared a crash from the cellar and opened the door to investigate

 

the crash was a stack of nearly 400 crates of bud , the cardbourd cases had disolved

 

a 3 ft high wave of shit , beer, broken glass and many things you wouldnt expect to go down a toilet ran through the bar and the kitchen and out onto the dance floor

^^^ ewwwww!! did it cover the night time revellers?

mainly those queing for the kebabs :)

Bet they had a shit night out :lol:

Rather, bet they were all sh1t faced

Rather, bet they were all sh1t faced

 

:lol::lol::lol:

you guys are toooo funnyyyy!!! cant stop laughing!!!