Not an owner, though I do drive the other halfs. But the only way I am going to be able to get a decent conversation out of my other half is to be in here as thats where she always seems to be these days. Cats are thinner, I am thinner and the electric bill is through the roof with her always powering up her ipad.

 

So, just thought I should introduce myself because A' it is the right thing to do, and B' she knows that I am in here too :devil2:

Welcome to the club mate, im sure you are not the only zed widow(er) on here lol

Welcome, whos is the other half? or is this a secret?:whistling:

Hi and welcome

My partner often said he would join up, just to see what I get up to in here lol! I just let him use my laptop then he can see for himself!

I'm gunna guess he's roobarbs mister, she's the only other really active female member these days after Rose and Jane. Welcome matey.

ther`s one more :)

I'm gunna guess he's roobarbs mister, she's the only other really active female member these days after Rose and Jane. Welcome matey.

 

spot on mate.

 

For my sins, I drive a 6 cylinder BMW and ride about on a 996 duke. So not totally out of the speed aspect and liking nice stuff (Not as if I drive around in a fiesta eh?) :wink:

 

though for some reason, I did get roped into cleaning her cars engine bay the other day (thanks for that guys) and am apparently fitting new indicators this weekend. Think that earns me enough brownie points to go for a drive in her car, :shifty:

spot on mate.

 

For my sins, I drive a 6 cylinder BMW and ride about on a 996 duke. So not totally out of the speed aspect and liking nice stuff (Not as if I drive around in a fiesta eh?) :wink:

 

though for some reason, I did get roped into cleaning her cars engine bay the other day (thanks for that guys) and am apparently fitting new indicators this weekend. Think that earns me enough brownie points to go for a drive in her car, :shifty:

 

Hey buddy, you can take mine for a spin anytime if you clean my engine bay.....lol.

 

Not too far from you guys, so will probably end up meeting at some event or other.

when she had a skyline she told me off for going sideways around a bus.

 

Last week in the ZX she told me off for lighting the back end up in a stright line.

 

You sure about that offer of cleaning the engine and getting a drive :blink:

That should have said 'straight', no idea what a stright line might be

I think she just likes telling you off mate ;)

Welcome mate. Nice bike too :thumbup1:

Welcome to the club mate!

 

Richard:cool2:

Welcome matey :)

you can drive my z any day mate. as long as i get a go on that bike;)

 

I am sure he doesn't like you talking about his wife like that Mikey....but he may this we do not know :tt2:

Oi!!

My other hobbies are guns and crossbows, cant work out why she just went out with a sat nav and a big bag full of my best weapons though :2guns:

ROFL duck and cover phutumsch :D

I think I'm OK, she would of been here by now :sweatdrop:

 

She left your house at 2.41am and is not here....where is she then :lol:

I'm hiding in your wheelie bin :ninja:

Well, I hope you all enjoyed meeting my other half but his copy of battlefield 3 arrived this morning so you probably won't hear from him for weeks!!

I'm hiding in your wheelie bin :ninja:

Well, I hope you all enjoyed meeting my other half but his copy of battlefield 3 arrived this morning so you probably won't hear from him for weeks!!

 

:lol:

I think I'm OK, she would of been here by now :sweatdrop:

 

She left your house at 2.41am and is not here....where is she then :lol:

 

still arguing with the sat-nav :tt2:

still arguing with the sat-nav :tt2:

 

Nah, only us men argue with the sat nav, after we've blindly followed it where it told us to go, women just switch it off or ignore it. :D :boat:

Nah, only us men argue with the sat nav, after we've blindly followed it where it told us to go, women just switch it off or ignore it. :D :boat:

women have that special gene that men don't have. The one where they are able to ask for directions from some random stranger. Blokes aren't capable of that one. We just use Zen and the art of finding where you are going by driving in ever decreasing circles until we find where we want to be.

I'm quoting Lee Evans here, but it's SO true and SO funny:

 

Why is it, that when you're lost, your wife always says the same thing?

 

"Oh let's just go home!!!!"

 

We're ****in lost!!!!! What, did you throw bread out the window!?

I'm quoting Lee Evans here, but it's SO true and SO funny:

 

Why is it, that when you're lost, your wife always says the same thing?

 

"Oh let's just go home!!!!"

 

We're ****in lost!!!!! What, did you throw bread out the window!?

 

quality !!!

 

 

 

 

 

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