Why is it when ever we have a nice summers evening and can have the doors and windows open some tw@t has to have a bonfire and let it smolder away, cant see any smoke so I can't have a word with them.:gun_bandana::gun_bandana:

 

Thanks for listening, rant over.

i'll do you a swap with my neighbours friend (woman) who has got the loudest voice in the world !

 

Shut up you silly woman!!!!

ill do you both a swap, the guy beneath me smokes pot, im not going to grass him in (pun intended lol) as he has a brain tumor and it helps, but by god the stink of skunk floating up into my flat if i have the balcony door open

 

I dont smoke the stuff, sometimes it gives a headache if i don't get the door closed fast enough.

 

Though i have to admit, its calmed down a bit since i asked him to smoke it with his doors closed due to me kids lol

I hate it when you've got a washing out thats totally visable to see but they still start a bonfire !

 

Neighbours of mine done that last week.

I think bonfires in a private garden should be banned full stop, no need for it in this day and age, the smell is putrid. Yappy dogs should be put down, barking at the postman is one thing, barking at their own shadow for the sake of it, not on.

Not being able to park outside my own house boils my piss. Being woken up in the morning by Jehovah's bloody witnesses, if i want god in my life, i will go and find him, dont want it rammed down my throat on the doorstep... Shall i go on :devil2:

 

My god, im turning into my dad :scared::2guns::hang:

Agree with the barking dogs nothing winds me up more than that

I've got a park with a skate park at one end and a trim trail about 40 ft from my windows. All I get is kids screaming all day and piss head shouting and laughing all bloody night. Does my fecking nut in.

 

Vods, I'll swap with you mate :) might get some sleep then :lol:

Edited August 3, 201114 yr by Steams

There's a bunch of forgeniers shouting out there now and they ain't asking " I want to know what loves is and I want you to show me". Barstwerds. I would go out there but it will only end in an International Incident!

I think bonfires in a private garden should be banned full stop, no need for it in this day and age, the smell is putrid. Yappy dogs should be put down, barking at the postman is one thing, barking at their own shadow for the sake of it, not on.

Not being able to park outside my own house boils my piss. Being woken up in the morning by Jehovah's bloody witnesses, if i want god in my life, i will go and find him, dont want it rammed down my throat on the doorstep... Shall i go on :devil2:

 

My god, im turning into my dad :scared::2guns::hang:

 

Iiiiiiiii Doooooon't Beeeeelieeeeeve it..!!!

 

Richard:wink:

 

PS but I do agree 100% mate.....:whistling:

You grumpy old gits LOL!!!!

 

We have the barking dogs, and the pot smoking neighbours, and the bonfire chavs, and the kids riding hair-dryer mopeds all night, and the local jetski centre/night club downwind, and the, and the, and the, and the...........

 

Life goes on and what will be will be. If you let everything get to you it will make you a bitter person.

 

Plus - I can sleep through anything!

 

PS - Steams, love the Foreigner reference LMAO!

My next door neighbour tells everyone she's a witch!!!! She can speak to dead people too, honest!! I need to move!

But how do you know she's a witch?

I thought if you hold her head under water for 3 minutes and she doesn't drown - then she's definitely a Witch. Give it a go, see what happens.

Cockerels... I promise that one day I'm going to shoot the b$£tard thing!

I have to say the Neighbours at th house iv just bought are brilliant. One of them has helped me do work on it and also insists on putting my bins in as I'm normally away. the other day I was cutting socket back boxes into the adjoining wall of the houses and after the first one went round to see him and apologise for the noise and see if I could buy him a drink. He wouldn't have any of it and said he thought it was funny as he's doing work on his house as well so he was very chilled. Bearing in mind I'd spent 3 hours braying fck out of the wall with a hammer and chissel and an angle grinder!

 

However the otherside of me are a bit odd, want to put a fence between our drives for some weird reason, fine but I ain't paying for it!

Neighbours eh :taz:

After 8 weeks in my new home, the other day I got a 'telling off' from the noise police across the close for cutting back my own largish leylandi hedge, I used a petrol hedge strimmer of course and he said I was revving it, how else would it work if I didn't bl**dy rev it.

Oh yes it was between the very unsociable hours of 3.45pm and 5.45pm - quite unbelievable :confused1:

Neighbours next to me were that grateful for me cutting this border edge on their side they gave me a bottle of wine!!

SHHHHHHHHH - I work nights so everybody else must keep quiet until I am up, once I am up you can then get on with your life.

Get some earplugs!!!!

Cut my grass on Sunday for 20 mins, in the summer and mid afternoon and he said he had to turn the tv up to drown out the noise I was making - how inconsiderate of me

Rant over :cursing:

 

EDIT : I have Moved/Copied this post of mine from another thread - this thread more applicable :cool3:

I bought a house behind a school. Don't know why cos I hate kids and the ridiculous amount of noise they make, but it's my own fault. But now it's the summer hols, schools all locked up. But every day a load of older kids climb a 10 foot fence armed with footballs and spend all day bouncing them round the tennis courts. It's raining outside and they are still there!! Why can't the kids round here be normal and stay inside on their xboxes?

Dont get me started on neighbour problems.Most of them are audi drivers(assholes).Ive had the police round twice now saying ive been parking cars on the footpath when its on my drive (all 6 of them) .I now put my 4x4 on the main road to annoy them.Also when ever i wash or work on my cars they go past shaking there heads...Bloody snobs..

I've found that the best way to stop my Polish neighbours dogs from lighting bonfires in the garden is to give them a bit of pot....keeps them quiet :tt2:

its a primeval right to burn a fire and should be kept that way imho...

Yeah! We had a little fire,just some dry wood. Checked for neighbours washing etc,all clear. Couple of days later we got a 'nuisance ' letter off the council. Somebody complained. Sorted problem now. We just do it at 1am when we get in from work. Everybody is asleep!

I have a number for the fire brigade that allows you to start a fire with their permission at anytime, also a number that tells them when to come and put it out.

I have a gun for the dogs and stuff that makes noise, but my neareast neighbour is 1000 yards away so its a bit quiet and dull here.