dam im gonna have a red face tommorow when i read this

right ive been workin in largs for the last 2 weeks + the next 28

the thing is theyrs this really hot(in my opinion)girl that i talk to each morning waighting in the Q at morrisons then again at lunch time down the beach.belive it or not iv never had to ask a girl out before hows the best way to approch this.

i want to just ask her out for dinner or a drink but at the same time i dont want to scare her off if yoo know what i mean..

she laughs at most of my jokes and vice versa

any advice..and nae cheesy chat up lines

thanks

Ok so check this the way to do it is to invite someone to something you are already going to say an event therefore it is not a date but rather she is tagging along. Also never call it a date as this is a psychological anchor and will bring back past bad memories of dates so therefore just say something like hangout.

 

Thats about all i can offer at this time of day i could write essays on social dynamics

^^^thats good advice that... Just to add, try and get a jist of what she's into, then arrange something that she would like to do, that you are 'already' doing, and ask if she'd like to join you for a laugh and what not...

 

I was gonna say slip some rohipnol in her brew... :shuriken:

agreed find a common ground now your already talking then make sure your both doing that thing, offer her a ride to it. or be proactive and say something like did you wanna pop out to this place or that place one day next week for lunch, keep i casual, and friendly. :D

ask her if your handkerchief smells of chloroform .....whip her round the back of the bus shelter, a quick try before you buy and bobs your uncle..........OR as above find some common ground and work on that !!! if she is laughing at your jokes your half way there anyway .......!! we need photo's !!!!

Just ask her mate. The worst she can say is no! Women like to be asked, not pussy footing around. No cheesey lines, no chat ups, just be straight. Can beat a straight talking confident bloke in my opinion!:thumbup:

Just ask her mate. The worst she can say is no! Women like to be asked, not pussy footing around. No cheesey lines, no chat ups, just be straight. Can beat a straight talking confident bloke in my opinion!:thumbup:

 

Yep confidence is one of the things women look for if your body language says otherwise then its a fail so practice before

Take the Brave pill and do what Janus says "Just ask mate."

 

Just sobber up first or you'll end up askin for a shag instead !

Get your bits out and say "How about it Darlin'" never failed to not work for me until the Police said I can't do it anymore :lol:

Get your bits out and say "How about it Darlin'" never failed to not work for me until the Police said I can't do it anymore :lol:

 

:lol: :lol:

Get your bits out and say "How about it Darlin'" never failed to not work for me until the Police said I can't do it anymore :lol:

 

aye coz thatll go down well in morrisons at half 9 in the morn:biggrin:

 

cheers for the advice

Does this cloth smell like chloroform. Works every time ;) ;)

Does this cloth smell like chloroform. Works every time ;) ;)

 

lol dont tell me that has ever worked! :scared:

What about a nice poem?

 

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I've got a knife

so get in the fecking van

 

:lol::lol: