They sent my Census form back!!

 

In answer to the question 'do you have any dependants?'

 

I put 'asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, half of North West, the cast

of Jeremy Kyle, Northern Rock, the Scottish NHS and half of Eastern

Europe'...apparently it wasn't the right answer :thumbup1:

hahahaha they dont like the truth it hurts too much!!

They sent my Census form back!!

 

In answer to the question 'do you have any dependants?'

 

I put 'asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, half of North West, the cast

of Jeremy Kyle, Northern Rock, the Scottish NHS and half of Eastern

Europe'...apparently it wasn't the right answer :thumbup1:

 

:thumbup::lol:

Seems a fair answer to the question

i had the census woman around today asking if i had filled the form out and sent it in, i told her "The government already know too much about me, im sure if they were that interested they can look it up some where"

Brilliant!!

excellent answer!! :D

absolutely effing brilliant answer !

aye just they can just google you now..then they ken everyhin

lool thats classic, tbh its very true!!!

class, im robbing that for me facey lol

Lol

They sent my Census form back!!

 

In answer to the question 'do you have any dependants?'

 

I put 'asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, half of North West, the cast

of Jeremy Kyle, Northern Rock, the Scottish NHS and half of Eastern

Europe'...apparently it wasn't the right answer :thumbup1:

 

lol awesome! The truth must hurt!

Bloody brilliant answer :clap::clap::clap::clap: pmsl

They sent my Census form back!!

 

In answer to the question 'do you have any dependants?'

 

I put 'asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, half of North West, the cast

of Jeremy Kyle, Northern Rock, the Scottish NHS and half of Eastern

Europe'...apparently it wasn't the right answer :thumbup1:

 

Sorry,maybe I'm missing something here, but why half of North West?

And whats with the SCOTTISH NHS????

Sorry,maybe I'm missing something here, but why half of North West?

 

(think he means North East... lots of government call centres being shut up there!)

 

Maybe its me getting old, but the cenus is a good idea? It does allow the government and councils to try an predict whats coming with regards to funding requirements... Giving silly answers like you would on a general studies test could potentially have an adverse affect.

 

Thing is, how many would be complaining if services in the future werent up to scratch etc? Not saying they perhaps are all now but responses like the above are hardly going to help things get any better.

 

The Irony is its probably taken longer to think of a witty answer than just fill it in? Took me 5 minutes...!

Edited April 18, 201114 yr by Quavey