We all have something that winds us up to the very brink of lashing out.....so what is your pet hate?

 

When I just got home, some GOON has parked in such a way that I had to park right on the edge of a junction - OUTSIDE MY OWN HOUSE. If he thought he was leaving a good gap for a car between him and the other Rover he needs to re-take his license or move somewhere where everybody drives a G-WHIZZ. If someone slams into my rear quarter because of that FLANGE, ima gonna be cross!

 

what a tosser.. your zed looks awesome though lol :thumbup:

Thanks Baz, although its no where near the standard I want to achieve....yet.

To be honest I've got a few things that really boils my p1ss, however the 1 that springs to mind at the moment because I heard it earlier is.........

 

"I'll give you 110%" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No you wont because its a f***ing impossibility.

 

Rant over LOL

This was grinding my gears, left a short note on his windscreen and has'nt been back since. Parked dead opposite my drive on a bend and on a corner in a residental area.:headvswal:gun_bandana:

 

Paul

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his armpits

This was grinding my gears, left a short note on his windscreen and has'nt been back since. Parked dead opposite my drive on a bend and on a corner in a residental area.:headvswal:gun_bandana:

 

Paul

 

you must be a tall bloke to get to his windscreen!

I hate people who panic buy milk/bread when we have an inch of snow and don't leave any for the people who realise we live in the 21st century and Tesco's lorries never stop...

you must be a tall bloke to get to his windscreen!

 

Na, I was standing on my wifes shoulders.

 

Paul

I really, really, really hate drivers who slow to a near crawl when turning left into a side street in front of you. ARRGGHHH!

Risking the driver behind you bumping into the back of you and getting equally irritated so if its an audi or bmw driver then often getting right on your tail, TO**ERS and its not even your fault. That then winds me up further. I wish I had a tank some days.

What really gets up my nose and really pisses me off

 

 

 

 

 

DAZ!!!! :thumbup::lol::lol::lol:

im the original grumpy old bloke

 

1. people who block aisle's with shopping trolleys and talk to the friends about crap all and are oblivious to what there doing :asshole:

 

2. people reading from scripts when you have a problem with something IT related im a techy and tell them to shut up most of the time and get me to the lvl 2 technican :asshole:

 

3. people who drive at 20 mile an hour below the speed limit for the road :asshole:

 

theres so many i can't list them all :angry:

We all have something that winds us up to the very brink of lashing out.....so what is your pet hate?

 

When I just got home, some GOON has parked in such a way that I had to park right on the edge of a junction - OUTSIDE MY OWN HOUSE. If he thought he was leaving a good gap for a car between him and the other Rover he needs to re-take his license or move somewhere where everybody drives a G-WHIZZ. If someone slams into my rear quarter because of that FLANGE, ima gonna be cross!

 

 

What you needed to do is get a trolly jack, lift the back end up and push the damn car to a resonable place. I did that once when someone parked over my drive. :)

 

2. people reading from scripts when you have a problem with something IT related im a techy and tell them to shut up most of the time and get me to the lvl 2 technican :asshole:

 

Lol i can relate to this one, and the question that annoys me the most (have you cleared your internet cookies) :headvswal

 

Chris

Mines prolly the most obvious "OLD PEOPLE" why do they drive so slow everything must be in slow mo for them, they indicate way to early, turn late and so on

 

Sunday Drivers (OLD) and they always seem to be driving down single roads with the other side so busy you cant over take and when you do over take you see a little old dude pointing out to his old wife whilst slowing down a little bit more the piglets in the fields etc they are worse than tractors because you always know a tractor will pull over to let some the tail back chill out a little where old people havnt got a clue. I heard someone curse them once and the driver shouted back i pay my tax lol

 

Just OLD Drivers grind me ,

 

Simples

Edited May 1, 201015 yr by virus.exe

A 'few' of my pet hates:

 

- People that throw litter out of their car windows or when walking along the pavement/other public places. The UK is one big trashcan; it seems little or no people have any respect for the country they live in.

- People that spit (usually chavs) in public

- People that drive along with their mirrors folded in

- People that drive along with their rear wiper going....when it's not raining

- People that sit in the middle lane of the motorway overtaking nothing but cats eyes

- Undercar neon lights

- LED washer jets

- DTM alloy bi-plane/mechano/ironing board rear spoilers

- Lexus lights

- 'Lambo' doors

- Seatbelt harness pads (on regular seat belts)

- Chrome wiper blades

- Viper wings

- Lower back tattoos

- Happy Hardcore

- Christmas

- Sprouts

- Peas

- Mushrooms

- Stringy/lumpy onions

- Slough

- Chavs

- Football car flags (clip-to-window ones)

- Chv txt spk,

- People that spell the word like or night with a y in it (lyk or nyt), seriously, WHY????

- People that wear shorts and flips flops in the middle of winter.

- Tabloid newspapers

- Porn sites with too many pop ups

- The M4 bus lane

- When you haven't pulled your peice out quickly enough or correctly and piss down the front of your trousers.....at a motorway service station so everyone can witness your shame and embarrassment.

- Washroom hand driers (apart from some of the new ones).

Edited May 1, 201015 yr by FunkySi

My pet hate?

 

Getting cut up by an articulated lorry, doing 61mph on a two lane carriageway, just so he can overtake another articulated lorry doing 60mph.

 

People on roundabouts who don't use indicators.

 

People who maneuver Then start to indicate after first slowing down.

 

People who do not understand the "right of way" system.

 

people with no sence of direction.

A 'few' of my pet hates:

 

You mean there are more?? :lol: Agree with some though and made me laugh

Any X-Factor, BGT type reality shows,

 

Folks who dont use their indicators,

 

Haemorrhoids,

 

Cold plates with hot food in a restuarant,

 

When they put ice in your drink without asking,

 

The British justice system,

 

Scroungers/loafers/pikeys,

 

Lazy people,

 

Paying road tax and dodging potholes,

 

Advocaat, bad memories !

 

Folks who let their dogs $hit in the street,

 

Parents with obese kids ?? Get a grip and teach them FFS !

 

Could go on forever, as I aint sarcastically known as old Victor Meldrew for nothing !

 

Alan...........

people who give me a dirty look when i spit

 

the morons who flock to B&Q every bank holiday

 

people who dont say "thanks" when i hold a door open for them

 

twats who play loud music with there house windows open trying to force feed you there shite music taste

 

people who drink booze and change personality

 

anyone from the age of 16-21

 

people who always manage to change the context of a sentence to a sexual nature (get a fu*$in life people)

 

anyone who is stuck up there own arse and cant level out with mr joe bloggs without a sneer

 

people who talk to anyone with a disability like they are 3 years old

 

i could go on for an hour:no:

people who give me a dirty look when i spit

 

the morons who flock to B&Q every bank holiday

 

people who dont say "thanks" when i hold a door open for them

 

twats who play loud music with there house windows open trying to force feed you there shite music taste

 

people who drink booze and change personality

 

anyone from the age of 16-21

 

people who always manage to change the context of a sentence to a sexual nature (get a fu*$in life people)

 

anyone who is stuck up there own arse and cant level out with mr joe bloggs without a sneer

 

people who talk to anyone with a disability like they are 3 years old

 

i could go on for an hour:no:

 

c-mon now bri-an itss o-kayy... its bank holiday so lets go to your faaaavourite orange shop to get a little treat foor yoou young maaan? and dont wor-ry, the doors are auto-matic, that means they work on there oownnn... if you're really luc-ky we could take your friend murt (then again hes only 12 so outside of your bracket?), i will just put up with his lower class of greatness compared to me!

 

when we get hope we can play some drum and bass really loud yeaaah? gooood boooy!.. then again **** it, im gonna have a beer so you can get fcuked, take yourself out i dont wanna know. talking of getting fcuked, wheres the wench!

 

:ban:

sneaky backstabbing coonts who slag people off then go and speak to them and get all friendly

I like everyone and everything. :angel:

I like everyone and everything. :angel:

 

if only that was true ,

if only that was true ,

 

i agree.. who was that guy you said you didnt like Dave? flu.exe or something wasnt it?

anyone from the age of 16-21

 

Same here, although Pixie Lott is excluded. I'd bang her with an arrow in my back.