I bet you thought I meant a car :closedeyes: no look at my lawn. Its a standing joke in my office that you can see my stripes on Google earth.

 

I am really into my lawn, we have Diamonds at the moment it... :cool2:

 

Unfortunately Its not me that does it, but im proud of it never the less.

 

very nice :bow: I have about 8 square metres of grass front & back, very low maintenance lol. :sweatdrop:

i have less than that as the garden is just one huge decking area :(

 

mis judged how much i wanted when i explained to the gardners buahahaha

and you want loutish boot cladded z yobbos trampling all over that!! your definitely true to your name MAD!

 

 

 

Dont even have a garden! Have a 1/4 mile drag strip outside my first floor 1 bed flat (well, the local twats think its a drag strip anyhow!)

 

lets see the google earth pics then LOL

Edited April 8, 201015 yr by hellraiser

Very nice Martin! It would look better full of zeds, we will soon put nice lines in the lawn :wink:

Very nice house you've got there mate.

Our garden costs a fair bit to keep as neither of us are gardeners, but I have to say on a day like today it was lovely out there. I spent the whole day outside with a pot of G3 removing underseal from the Porker that we sprayed by accident when we did the Zed.

Yes its a very pretty place but the upkeep is expensive and time consuming. We plan to move if we can in the next 2-3 years to something a little more normal. I have to say though I love living here, its very peaceful and the garden is great for parties or BBQs. As for the house every fecker bangs their heads.

I had fun firing pellets across that lawn! Shame your neighbours' chickens are never out!

Very nice but you want us to camp on it? :whistling:

Yes my wife has a few reservations but im sure she will be fine. The "Wild Chickens" that we have might be useful for eggs or spit roast at the camp over :whistling:

 

I know free range is in at the moment but next door lets them roam freely in my garden as we dont really get on. They do a lot of damage!!!

Martin, when i saw your place its picture postcard stuff. The lawn looks perfect. whatever you do

DO NOT HOLD A ZED MEET/CAMP OVER at your place its far to nice.

Martin, when i saw your place its picture postcard stuff. The lawn looks perfect. whatever you do

DO NOT HOLD A ZED MEET/CAMP OVER at your place its far to nice.

 

you have been to a few camp meets before eigh stu LOL

Where the feck would we all park though bud,that drive of yours wouldnt take many zeds.When are you holding the meet,id park on the lawn if i had too :sneaky2:.

Have a big church car park just out the front will take loads of cars

can we sleep in the church?

"We" Mr pickering,im afraid he may not like the cut of your Jib sonny.I will ask if he wants your sort around :ohmy:

That lawn is nice!

 

I'm a bit into my lawns, mine's nothing like the size of yours, but I was quite pleased how it came out in these pictures.

these will not put lines on your lawn like the beautiful ones at the top of this thread, but this is me on ebay selling again. :yes:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130335547690&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT

you do need these for slopes and undulations though. :clap:

i have about 20 mowers at the minute, all similar to the listing.

they go for good money and is therefore a well paid hobby for me. :tt2:

Nice work Martin.....

 

.....I thought I'd give my lawn the first cut of the year today. And afterwards I thought about having it dug up and replaced with gravel or astro-turf!!

 

Richard:blushing:

I have a really heavy petrol mower with a big drum, Its not a ride on but stripes really well.

I have a really heavy petrol mower with a big drum, Its not a ride on but stripes really well.

 

You really really need to get out more Martin.Do you play Warcraft by any chance?

LOL I have used it once in over 2 years, the Garedeners use it.... took me like 3 hours to do it so I thought feck that never again. Hard work being dragged all over the place and my lines were not straight!!!!!!.