Just seen the ITN news and he has done it again.

Whilst at a ceremony he asked a female sea cadet "what do you do for work?"

She replies "i work in a club", he answers "a strip club!!!"

 

Other classics quotes

 

While visiting the Caribbean:

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

 

Chatting to a Scottish Driving Instructor:

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?

 

On receiving a gift in Kenya:

You are a woman, aren’t you?

 

Talking to students who visited Papua New Guinea:

You managed not to get eaten then?

 

On a trip to the Caymen Islands:

Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?

 

Discussing arms control:

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

 

Writing the foreward to a book called “If I Were An Animal”:

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

 

On modern society:

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

 

Meeting an Australian Businessman:

Do you still throw spears at each other?

 

Visiting Lockerbie 5 years after Pan Am 103:

People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still trying to dry out Windsor Castle.

 

Phillip, we salute you… actually we salute your wife, but you know what we mean!

 

You are the man.......:punk:

he's a corker and i love him...he's of the opinion everyone has a role in life and they should know it. Now sit down,shut up and know your role:rofl::rofl::bow:

loads here http://listverse.com/2007/09/11/top-15-quotes-of-prince-philip/

 

1. China State Visit, 1986

 

If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.

 

2. To a blind women with a guide

 

“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”

 

3. To an Aborigine in Australia

 

“Do you still throw spears at each other?”

 

4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation

 

“Where did you get the hat?”

 

5. When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union

 

“The *******s murdered half my family”

 

6. To a Briton in Budapest

 

“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.”

 

7. To a driving instructor in Scotland

 

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”

 

Just paying the bills...

 

8. After the Dunblane shooting

 

“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”

 

9. To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea

 

“You managed not to get eaten, then?”

 

10. To Elton John after hearing Elton had sold his Gold Aston Martin

 

“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car – we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.”

 

11. On the London Traffic Debate

 

“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.”

 

12. To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes

 

“You look like you’re ready for bed!”

 

13. Unknown

 

“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”

 

14. On key problems facing Brazil

 

“Brazilians live there”

 

15. To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean

 

“You have mosquitos. I have the Press”

Edited March 11, 201015 yr by 8ace

i think he is great lol

All brilliant - and not in the least offensive! Some people should just develop a sense of humour!!!

 

Richard:cool3:

:bow: :bow: :bow: :rofl: :cry:

its all greek to me :D

he has whats getting lost in this nation...calling as you see it:bow::rofl::rofl: