What is it that makes all the chavie toss-pots take their t-shirts off when there is the slightest hint of sun/warmth?

 

Unfortunately I had to drive through a part of Warwick earlier today that's not the greatest (Warwick is generally a nice place) and saw 3 chavie toss-pots all with their t-shirts off showing their skinny pale stomachs and nipples to the world. Strutting down the road trying to be all 'ard! They look complete idiots! Do they realise? Evidently not. I mean, sure, the weather is mild, but not really warm enough to wear a t-shirt quite just yet. Why is it that ALL male chavs seem to do this as soon as they see any sunlight and it's warmer than the side alley where they get their dope.

 

Shame I didn't have something to throw at them, like a rotten cabbage or something. Instead I just sat there thanking God that I wasn't them! :rofl:

What is it that makes all the chavie toss-pots take their t-shirts off when there is the slightest hint of sun/warmth? :rofl:

 

It's a good job you don't drive around up here mate. They have their tops off in January :D .........However, the men usually wait until the end of February :rofl::rofl:

If the woman is sexy, then I'm a piece of meat :D

i feel so degraded by images like that us men are not just pieces of meat you know :)

 

 

:rofl: :rofl:

:rofl::rofl:@ this thread..well done Simon for another cracker:rofl:

It is for a wife beater tho :rofl: :rofl:

 

Disclaimer - no offense intended if you're a vest man but treat your wife well :D

 

Ha ha ha - forgot about that:rofl:

vests are gooood - on the right man of course ;)

 

 

 

Has that 'man' actually got a cock and balls? I see nothing, not even the faintest of bulges. Maybe he's a man with a vag! :wack:

Pissed my pants when I read that! :rofl:

We need pics! LOL

 

I'm surfing from my phone at the moment and managed to upload this crap pic. You can't really see here. But from where I'm sat, it looks like a hairy axe-wound.....without the hair! :wack:

 

Has that 'man' actually got a cock and balls? I see nothing, not even the faintest of bulges. Maybe he's a man with a vag! :wack:

You're looking too closely again Si!

 

What is a "Charve" anyway, is it a posh southern Chav?

I can't help it when the photo is 800x600 and where his phalic area is...is like the centre of my screen as I scroll down! :rofl:

 

Charver is the old English word from which 'chav' is supposed to of originated from....or so I am led to believe. It is not an acronym of 'Council Housed And Violent', nor an abreviation of 'Cheltheham Average'.

If the woman is sexy, then I'm a piece of meat :D

Scragg- End dont count as a piece of meat :D

Charver is a word used in ireland predomanently to describe Gypsys ....and Simon if that looks like a vagina youve obvioulsy been spoilt in the past ......im used to muffs like wizards sleeves and things that look like an elephants mouth .......

LOL. I am spoilt at the moment I guess!

LOL. I am spoilt at the moment I guess!

 

Yeah a few more years and a couple of kids and you'll have a wizards sleeve you can put your arm in on cold days :rofl:

vests are gooood - on the right man of course ;)

 

 

I think you're right Si! There's absolutely nothing going on down there - poor guy LOL

He's even wearing "HOM" undies which is obviously an abbreviation :rofl:

It will be a good few years! She's only 21:rofl:

It will be a good few years! She's only 21:rofl:

 

Don't abuse it then...

What am I saying :smash: LOL

21 ..you lucky sod .............

Don't abuse it then...

What am I saying :smash: LOL

 

Too late!! :rofl:

vests are gooood - on the right man of course ;)

 

 

 

A bit worrying really, whys that guy nearly naked in bed and eyeing up a young boy??????:nono: that pic is so fookin wrong!

A bit worrying really, whys that guy nearly naked in bed and eyeing up a young boy??????:nono: that pic is so fookin wrong!

 

yeah, and he looks nothing like Michael Jackson:slap:

 

Richard:o

PMSL :rofl: