It has been reported the Fabio Aurelio was arrested upon leaving Old Trafford for theft. it appears that as he was boarding the Liverpool coach he was found to still have Christiano Ronaldo in his pocket.

 

Manchester United were releaved to have him returned as the had previously reported him missing the Greater Manchester Police 2 minutes after scoring their consolation goal from the penalty spot.

 

Dame Alice Ferguson has now vowed to give up all alcohol as he told reporters after the match them Arbeloa looked just like Sami Hyypia and thought the drink was affecting his eyesight

 

There are also reports of a drunken Scotsman wandering around Old Trafford tonight in tears. When asked what had happened he declared he had been mugged during the early hours of the afternoon.

 

Police are looking for a number of accessories to the crime. They are asking for a Mr Bells, Mr Jamiesons , Glen Fidek, Glen Moranjie, and Napoleon turn themselves in for interview.

 

 

 

we should,nt really slag fergy off afterall he does a lot of charity work. i got myself a red nose last week. fergy has had his for years.

 

 

 

In other news:

 

Manchester United fans have registered complaints with trading standards over 'defender' Nemanja Vidic. After witnessing Vidic themselves earlier in the day many complained the goods were not as described and so unfit for purpose. One trading standards officer commented:

 

"We've not seen such a misleading description since Bobby Robson called Titus Bramble a colossus".

 

Alan............

Brill! Were do you get them from :rofl:

:bow::bow::rofl::rofl::rofl:

terrible isnt it :( we will just have to cry into all of our cups we have won and will win this year :D

fair play to liverpool but playing well now and again will not win them trophies

fair play to liverpool but playing well now and again will not win them trophies

 

Funny that, because were STILL the most successfull club in the country

Funny that, because were STILL the most successfull club in the country

 

a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago

 

and were only one league behind you and lets face it the premiership is much harder to win than the old division 1 hence why liverpool havnt won it LOL

Baring the league, your still a way behind!

 

Liverpool - 25

FA Cup Winners (7): 1965, 1974, 1986, 1989, 1992, 2001, 2006

League Cup Winners (7): 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1995, 2001, 2003

Champions League Winners (5): 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005

UEFA Cup Winners (3): 1973, 1976, 2001

Euro Super Cup Winners (3): 1977, 2001, 2005

 

Man Utd - 19

FA Cup: (11) 1909, 1948, 1963, 1977, 1983, 1985, 1990, 1994, 1996, 1999, 2004

League Cup (3) 1992, 2006, 2009

Champions League (3) 1968, 1999, 2008

Uefa Cup (1) 1991

Euro Super Cup (1) 1991

ooh can i join in :D

 

Tottenham Hotspur FC Honours, Trophies & Awards

Football League Champions 2

1950-51, 1960-61.

FA Cup Winners 8

1900-01, 1920-21, 1960-61, 1961-62, 1966-67, 1980-81, 1981-82, 1990-91.

Football League Cup Winners 4

1970-71, 1972-73, 1998-99 2008

European Cup Winners' Cup Winners 1

1962-63.

UEFA Cup Winners 2

1971-72, 1983-84.

FA Charity Shield Winners 7

1920-21, 1951-52, 1961-62, 1962-63, 1967-68 (joint), 1981-82 (joint), 1991-92 (joint)

 

In the 1960-61 season, Spurs became the first team to achieve the league and FA Cup double in the 20th century.

 

They are one of only three teams to win the FA Cup in consecutive years since the end of the 19th century, the others being Arsenal and Newcastle United and the only team to have done so on two occasions. Tottenham Hotspur were the first and so far only team to win the FA Cup as a non-league club; this was in 1901 when Spurs were in the Southern League. Tottenham were the first British club to win a European trophy - the European Cup Winners' Cup in 1963.

 

COYS!

ooh can i join in :D

 

Tottenham Hotspur FC Honours, Trophies & Awards

Football League Champions 2

1950-51, 1960-61.

FA Cup Winners 8

1900-01, 1920-21, 1960-61, 1961-62, 1966-67, 1980-81, 1981-82, 1990-91.

Football League Cup Winners 4

1970-71, 1972-73, 1998-99 2008

European Cup Winners' Cup Winners 1

1962-63.

UEFA Cup Winners 2

1971-72, 1983-84.

FA Charity Shield Winners 7

1920-21, 1951-52, 1961-62, 1962-63, 1967-68 (joint), 1981-82 (joint), 1991-92 (joint)

 

In the 1960-61 season, Spurs became the first team to achieve the league and FA Cup double in the 20th century.

 

They are one of only three teams to win the FA Cup in consecutive years since the end of the 19th century, the others being Arsenal and Newcastle United and the only team to have done so on two occasions. Tottenham Hotspur were the first and so far only team to win the FA Cup as a non-league club; this was in 1901 when Spurs were in the Southern League. Tottenham were the first British club to win a European trophy - the European Cup Winners' Cup in 1963.

 

COYS!

 

I think your clutching at straws bringing tottenham into a liverpool vs man utd thread LOL

Baring the league, your still a way behind!

 

Liverpool - 25

FA Cup Winners (7): 1965, 1974, 1986, 1989, 1992, 2001, 2006

League Cup Winners (7): 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1995, 2001, 2003

Champions League Winners (5): 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005

UEFA Cup Winners (3): 1973, 1976, 2001

Euro Super Cup Winners (3): 1977, 2001, 2005

 

Man Utd - 19

FA Cup: (11) 1909, 1948, 1963, 1977, 1983, 1985, 1990, 1994, 1996, 1999, 2004

League Cup (3) 1992, 2006, 2009

Champions League (3) 1968, 1999, 2008

Uefa Cup (1) 1991

Euro Super Cup (1) 1991

 

You had a good seventies and eighties i grant you that but apart from the odd lucky season :p what have you won in the nineties and of late??

 

Go on admit it, over the last 15 years or so man utd have been the dominent force in english football :D

Granted, Utd have ruled the league, and we havent been in a situation to properly challenge the league since Kenny D retired as manager. The 90's were pretty damn poor for us

 

But come on mike, you cant say we havent done anything as late, weve won 8 major trophies since 2000

Just adding up, since 2000 Utd have won 5 Premiership titles on 4 other Major trophies, making 9 in total.

 

Liverpool arnt doing that bad fella :D

we will be measuring d*cks next:rofl:

i dont care what man utd and liverpool have and havn't won as long as chelsea fook off, they bought their 2 titles now go away:nelson:

Just adding up, since 2000 Utd have won 5 Premiership titles on 4 other Major trophies, making 9 in total.

 

Liverpool arnt doing that bad fella :D

 

i'm talking proper trophies not mickey mouse ones :tongue:

It was a cracking game and Liverpool fully deserved the win:bow: But who would have thought that Fulham would have beat them 2-0 today?:rofl:

FFs hope we dont throw it away :(

FFs hope we dont throw it away :(

 

As a neutral it makes it far more exciting but just as Man U get beat today Chelsea go down at Spurs all nail biting stuff for their fans.

I would not like to be in the dressing room after the game with Alex F today!.

They could blow the title!

And we sweep aside Villa like they were from the Conference League. It should have been 10-0!

And we sweep aside Villa like they were from the Conference League. It should have been 10-0!

 

Yea its a shame you could not have done the same to boro a few weeks ago:rofl:

Its a shame theres no premiership games till saturday week.....gives the man u players a chance to sort themselves out.....

Yea its a shame you could not have done the same to boro a few weeks ago:rofl:

 

Dont bloody remind me!