Funkysi: Which one?

Checkout clerk: The Nissan, the white one. How much power does it have?

Funkysi: Some would say 'enough', but I wouldn't mind a little more.

Checkout clerk: Sounds really nice, one of the best sounding cars I've heard.

Funkysi: Oh right, thanks. Where did you see me in it? Not driven it much lateky.

Checkout clerk: Well, I see it out whenever you take it out, it's very eye catching, you can't miss it.

Funkysi: Cheers mate, thanks.

 

Funkysi walks off with a huge great big grin on his face.

 

:nana2:

and a huge great big ***** in his pants.

I knew you'd say that!

I bet your well chuffed, cant wait to start driving mine again :D

think you got a stalker mate

I see Simon dose not shop @ ASDA then ;)

all sounds a bit gay to me

Si's pulled lol

I see Simon dose not shop @ ASDA then ;)

 

lol....too far beneath him??

Funkysi: Which one?

Checkout clerk: The Nissan, the white one. How much power does it have?

Funkysi: Some would say 'enough', but I wouldn't mind a little more.

Checkout clerk: Sounds really nice, one of the best sounding cars I've heard.

Funkysi: Oh right, thanks. Where did you see me in it? Not driven it much lateky.

Checkout clerk: Well, I see it out whenever you take it out, it's very eye catching, you can't miss it.

Funkysi: Cheers mate, thanks.

 

Funkysi walks off with a huge great big grin on his face.

 

:shock: spelling mistake Si, you're losing it :nono:

Slip of the keyboard Mr Rabbit :D

Funkysi: Which one?

Checkout clerk: The ****, the white one. How much power does it have?

Funkysi: Some would say 'enough', but I wouldn't mind a little more.

Checkout clerk: Sounds really nice, one of the best **** I've ****.

Funkysi: Oh right, thanks. Where did you **** me in it? Not **** it much lately.

Checkout clerk: Well, I **** it out whenever you take it out, it's very eye catching, you can't miss it.

Funkysi: Cheers mate, thanks.

 

Funkysi walks off with a huge great big **** on his face.

 

:nana2:

 

:hurl: ;)

Think we can all apprerciate how much we love the same feeling when people do it to ourselves :D I know i sure do :D

The real question is - was it a male or female clerk? Or does that not matter to you Si :x: :rofl:

I had some 10 YO big toother kid grin at me form ear to ear and give me the thumbs up as i drove past, made my day :rofl:

Did you notice that the pint of milk had an extra two zeros on the price? :-)

Were was this si?

Were was this si?

 

A rookie mistake Murt :nono:

 

The first question is what she looked like :rofl: :rofl: If it was infact a female of course :rofl:

A rookie mistake Murt :nono:

 

The first question is what she looked like :rofl: :rofl: If it was infact a female of course :rofl:

 

:x::x: Ah crap!

great minds think alike

 

 

The real question is - was it a male or female clerk? Or does that not matter to you Si :x: :rofl:

Waitrose my arse, more like Lidl :D

LOL. You wish! I've never even been in a Lidl! :rofl:

 

Guys, it was a dude! I don't often call female friends 'mates'.

Did he have a nice ass si and would u tap it?

homo

homo

 

yes... yes you are :p

of course hes a homo si thats why he was flirting with you, haven't you learnt anything yet? hey you two could adopt a child.