General Discussions - Non 300ZX

for my mum she loses/breaks them all the time so I want a 2nd hand one if necessary under £50. basically it must have a large colour screen (her eyes arent what they used to be) and prefer a camera. thats it really not bothered about slide/flip etc just a large screen. most phone sI see now have real small screens - once I know some models I can check out fleabay thanks

Wondering if anyone on here is a builder/architect?. Ive just had an extension built, but want to create a new opening, possibly a door through one of the new block walls. Below are pics of the wall where the opening will be, eitherside and a close up of the blocks. Questions I have, how far away from the external wall (with windows on) do I have to come away from before I can open up the block work. Also, is there any regulations on how wide an opening/door should be. Thanks in advance Barry

How the hell do these come out??? (The car is a 2002 52 reg Elegance.) Need to replace the offside one due to a birdstrike :rofl: All the manual says for bulb replacement is "Take it to a Vauxhall dealer" :mac1: All help gratefully received. Cheerz Phil

Just wondering how many metalheads we have here?

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 200 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards." "Is that when you swore?" "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away." "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again. …

mix religion and americans and see what u get LOL :rofl:

just interested to see how many smokers or non smokers we have on here. Absolutely nothing to do with any form of market research of course ;)

Just got this.... :nana2: It's actually very good. Those old group C cars were pretty handy tools, not a huge amount of power, but quite high downforce. Coner speeds of the day (1983) Anyone interested in me ripping the Nurburgring Nordshleife and old Le Mans (no chicaines 240+mph) and uploading to Bagpuss? Nurburgring lap is 6:41, apparently the 5th fastest lap ever around there! :shock: :bow: :dance:

:rofl: just wondered if any of you got april fooled today or perhaps your the prankster so what did you do or whats the best april fools joke have you done my best one was a few years ago when i was with the ex missus i got up early and trashed the house....not totallt trashed but it looked good, then i went and hid her car and then went back to bed......she got up before me and lost her mind i had to stop her phoning the rozzers as she thought we'd been burgled and try to explain.........i laughed all the way up to casualty we separated shortly after lol :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnxPuidq1qQ&mode=related&search= following on from the Mr. Gracon and Mr. Chomondley-Warner sketches :rofl:

about 3pm today my mobile rang with "unknown" i dont usually do these calls but for some reason i answerd it and had some fvkin voice asking me to look out my bedroom window :confused: the fvker even called me by my first name,it sounded kinda like a indian or pakistani and just kept telling me to look out my bedroom window untill i got a bit pissed off and hung up :rant: has anyone had these calls and are they pranks?? whats strange is i live in a bungalow and my place is like fort knox and the bedrooms can not be seen from the road so that makes me think its a prank

Any good DVD copy programes anyone use? Because i want to make a "backup" of a DVD I own incase i... Lose it :nelson:

And Fook Yu..... :D

gents anyone here have any technical know how of the alarm in my audi its has been going off randomly, & now sometimes wont work when i press the lock button, the neighbours must love me :nono: any help greatly appreceated thanks dewi.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAX-POWER-COVER-MODIFIED-CORSA_W0QQitemZ290098603424QQcategoryZ9858QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem And this monstrosity...

Looks like the 360 price crash is starting, is it worth getting one?

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=1&f=23&t=373763&h=0 stevie wonder could do a better job :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

guys read the front page on http://www.gtr.co.uk is this real or an april fools?!

My lot just got 6 tickets! WOOOOOO!!!!! :nana2: :hyper: :nana2: :hyper: Anyone else going????

How fookin' rare are these, and check the price! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250097518041&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fsearch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26satitle%3D250097518041%2B%26fvi%3D1

What is???? ...............This month's club calender car of course :hyper: :rofl: Oh.....and don't get caught out by too many April Fool's jokes :rofl: :rofl:

Purple Ronnie has a new partner in crime lol Spotted this on autotrader last night and went to view this morning and came back with it it was that good a buy! 1996, Scorpio Ultima 2.3 16v 150bhp, 85k, Full Serice History, 1 Owner from new, Never washed in a car wash and he cost me the almighty sum of...... 1200 squid :D Got to tax him next week but until then i'm going to work on polishing up the engine bay. Drives a treat, ever so quiet and all the toys are great. Dual climate control, points the side view mirrors down to the ground in reverse to help parking, auto dipping rear view mirror, cruise control, trip computer, 6 disc autochanger, etc etc. …

sporty yet practicle for the wife, budget is around the 4k mark any suggestions? i keep looking towards the MERCEDES C36 AMG, has anyone got experience of owning one? she does maybe 40 motorway miles a day so fuel consumption is a factor but not a huge one. ;)

This is a very powerfull 4x4 going up a hill in Iceland.

what you doin on here, (i do hope this is my cousin adam mc and not someone else ha ha) will pick you up on sunday