General Discussions - Non 300ZX

I received this on a paragliding / hanggliding forum last night. The place in question is Devils Dyke near Brighton - it's a very steep 500' ridge. The story reminded me about what's important in life. Dave -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today was a good day for hang gliding at the Dyke. Dave Massie and I were in the paddock looking at a couple of paragliders flying in the strongish wind. We observed a car driving straight downhill from the car park in front of the pub. It was moving slowly but it was obviously going to end up at the bottom of the hill, very soon. Half a dozen pilots started to run after…

just spent a while bodging up a homepage for this site, its not fantastic, but its better than nothing. What do we think? Link ps. yes I do know there is a problem with the tables, and no i dont know why. If anyone can fix it or point out where ive gone wrong, then please do :)

While I was flying down the road yesterday (10 mph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. He pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk we all know and love, asked, What's your hurry? To which I replied, I'm late for work. Oh yeah, said the policeman, what do you do? I'm a rectum stretcher, I responded. The policeman stammered, a what? A rectum stretcher?!! And just what does a rectum stretcher do??!! Well, I said, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with m…

Or perhaps I should have said "on behalf of pussies" :D http://freespace.virgin.net/patricia.dymock/tt.html Me and the other half are just about to spend a week being ripped to shreds by feral and semi-feral cats in Fuerteventura. The point being to treat their ills and neuter them (dunk, cross yer legs - oh, too late!). If any of you feel minded to help - drop Twinkle Trust a line. Or just be nice to the animals you care about :) Cheers - Gio

hey timmi long time no see!! have now moved into new house still no zed though!!! r u going to gps opend day on sat and sun bud if u r going on sun can i come with u?? cheers m8teee latz told me he is having an open day!

Wonder wot the boys in blue would think of THAT size plate??

Am I the only person who had not heard of this term before, (and I have to confess I work in IT)? I found the following definitions on the BBC WebWise site: Avatar "avatar" DEFINITION An avatar is an image which you can use to represent yourself in 3D or virtual reality areas such as when using VRML. VRML [Derived from Virtual Reality Modelling Language] DEFINITION VRML is the language used to build a three dimensional space in which the user can move around in the virtual reality world. I do remember a HiTech company called Digital Animation that looked very promising coming to the stock market a couple of years ago, and I believe they…

http://www3.sympatico.ca/cochondinde/drift240.avi 4 odd meg :D:D:D

There's an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman: The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on the curtains. She hits the fockin' roof everytime." And my fina…

Yet another great night for my local team Wigan Athletic!! Hehehehe Beat the 3rd Premiership team to go through to the Quater Finals of the Worthington Cup. Not bad for a 2nd Division team. :D Bring on Blackburn :D Stuart

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my hus…

To those of you who have children in your lives, whether they are your own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here are some words of reassurance. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God was exasperated by them: After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!!!!!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why?" "....Because I am yo…

Short notice I know but it looks as if I need to be in N Wales for a couple of nights starting Monday. Always assuming the install goes well (hah!), and I get some time off (double hah!), is there anywhere I can get a decent pint of bitter without having to drive 5 hours back home? (Also always assuming Mr & Mrs Turbo don't send the dogs out :D ) Site is Bethesda or Tal-y-Bont Cheers - Gio

So how do you get a little trick pic under your name when you post????

Anyone know of good suppliers of Stillen body kits as I'm looking for a GTZ-R2 front facia? I'm only interested in ones in this country as bits from abroad cost a fortune with import taxes etc on top. Cheers

Very bright and shiny - take a look :- http://www.zclub.net

PaulG force did this:(

Parcel arrived safely this morning. Owe you a large drink. Thanks again m8. Tim

Not seen anything from him for a while

I like it! :D

This is probably a silly question:o on my postings next to my name it says I have done 58... now 59 incl this one, if i look on all my posts at once, it says 63.. 64 incl this one how come there is a discrepancy:confused: Anyone clear this up for me? thanks:)

Well do ya ?!:p If not, who's got the most powerful/fastest Zed ? Is it Warren ?

Wey hey!! just (last 10 mins) gone on to broadband, Parcel force delivered my high speed modem 30 mins ago and up and running in 20 mins, all I can say is WOW now I know how slow my dial up service was! Just popped on a couple of sites (Zedcentre and Cybercraft) and got instant loading! I am sure to you IT guys this is old news but I am like a kid in a sweet store at the moment, Jeez better get some proper work done...Doh!!! Jeff TT

With thanks to AndyP for the loan of his garage and a hand with fitting it.. Configured it last night on the way home at Potters Bar services, and then tested it out today - woo... Set to wet, jump on the throttle and launch out of a junction - much fun.. Haven't dared try it on 5% slip yet though.. Of course, my car has also decided to spring an oil leak somewhere that seems to be burning off the drivers turbo, or possibly exhaust, as I a) look like smokey joe when stopped after a hard run and b) go from max to 1/2 on the dipstick in a 140 mile journey. Ahh, the never ending problems... Anyway - if you haven't got TC yet... get it!

A couple of the guys from the Aus forum showing how it should be done ... http://www.neuralmotion.com/forum/index.cfm?action=getMessage&message=35960&forum=1