Hi! Not sure if I'm correct here, just joined the group.
A solid 2 months ago I bought a lovely 1997 300ZX Z32 in a beautiful purple color. It's been a great car so far and I love it with all my soul as it's the first sports car I've owned since I am only 20 🤣
I did encounter a problem yesterday after work though. My front windshield wipers always worked with no problem, showing no signs of giving up. Then, on my way home from work, as I turned them on in the rain, they swiped once and then stopped working. I pulled over to check if turning the car on and off would solve it, which it didn't. I was able to freely move them around but as soon as they reached the top position (vertically infront of my view), they blocked there completely.
I replaced the fuse and checked the relay, both of which don't seem to have any issues. When I try to turn the wipers on, all I hear is the motor or the relay seemingly clicking twice before going quiet.
The washers however work, and tge rear wiler as well with no issues.
What could the problem be?
By
nizesnoah ·
While I was flying down the road yesterday (10 mph over the
limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar
gun on the other side lying in wait.
He pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronising smirk we all know and love, asked, What's your hurry?
To which I replied, I'm late for work.
Oh yeah, said the policeman, what do you do? I'm a rectum
stretcher, I responded.
The policeman stammered, a what? A rectum stretcher?!! And just
what does a rectum stretcher do??!!
Well, I said, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in
I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide.
And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ars*hole??
To which I politely replied, You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge ...