General Discussions - Non 300ZX

A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on t…

The weather in the midlands is unreal,foooking snowing now,going to work in the jeep,thank christ i still got it!:eek:

For when it's really, really dark:D

are you trying to beat the turbo technecs breather kit group buy. FFS. LOL. or have you forgot me.

but not yet! ;)

OK....after the debacle of the last thread....;) How many on here are the above options. :D :D

Shocking :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek: !!! http://www.chez.com/jacky/images/cars/mercedes-1/view.html Pete

OK i'll start. Its kept in a timed heated garage & when washed its rinsed with bottled water to cure lime scale rings/streaks. + the bottle of wax is warmed up before use :eek: Car valeters trix but you try keeping a met/black car nice. harve i've heard worse! :p

Bit long but well worth the read...:D :D -----Original Message----- From: CUSTOMER X Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 9:16 AM To: customerservice@dynamat.com Subject: FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!I HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF BY DYNAMAT HI I AM WRITING IN TO MAKE YOU AWARE THAT I LIVE IN THE UK AND THAT I HAVE JUST BOUGHT SOME DYNAMAT ORIGINAL AND ON THE BOX IT SAYS IT CONTAINS "4 SQUARE METERS" OF SOUND DEADENING, WHEN I OPENED THE BOX I WAS HORRIFIED TO FIND ONLY ABOUT 2FT BY 1FT PATCH IN THE BOX. I HAVE TAKEN IT BACK TO THE SHOP AND ALL THE OTHERS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE! I WILL BE CONTACTING TRADING STANDARDS TO REPORT THIS AS FALSE ADVERTISING IF I …

apparently there's a story on some very naughty boys who use the M25 as a racetrack at night. The trailer shows the back end of a big blue Skyline so there might be some laughs... Cheers - Gio

Smokescreen, Prowl and Bluestreak. Do they mean anything to you? No? Well just surfing, so dont ask how I found out, ( The truth is im really sad ;)) and I found out that these 3 Transformers, all Autobots (Goodies to the people not in the know :p), also where all Datun 280ZXs too. I didnt know that. No there where no 300ZXs' cos they where not out when Transformers was out. Cool eh? Here are pics. Bluestreak Smokescreen Prowl Stuart

Eminem caught in big drugs bust;

LOL!

yay!! :cool: :D ;) :eek: :)

Crossing the border into Essex at the weekend reminded me of the following: ************************************************ An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise." ************************************************** An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions? Girl: OK? Medic: What's your name?…

Some nice pics in Fast Car this month of a couple of 350z with body kits,must say look the tits,theres allso a nice pic of a red 300 zed that at first glance looks like Macs zed but its not,anyone on here,very nice must admit!:D

On hearing the sound of the air raid siren... OK boys and girls, I thought I would demonstrate what you will need to survive in case of a Bio/Chemical/Nuclear attack. I have assembled the essential items that I believe will get you through and they consist of the following:- You may not be aware but the S-10 Respirator has a drinking nozzle which can come in useful during a Nuclear winter for drinking cider. Why cider I hear you ask? Well any water will be contaminated so it's better to drink something from a sealed container. :D Porn! Most important to keep your morale up. You never know when you will get the chance to crack one off so be prepa…

Does any one have one of these minicooler fridges? I have been wanting one for a while and I bought the Baby Minicooler, but took it back cos it made too much noise. Does the Minicooler make much noise does anyone know? Stuart

After the recent thread about how much our cars are worth I thought I'd have a gander on the Trader. Going for pocket change now! Great if you're looking to buy one I suppose. But a bummer if you're trying to sell. Oh well, such is life. :(

Get 'em while they're hot! order form here! Any questions email or PM me. Tim

How To Shower Like A Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. 4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair agai…

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you want. After all, you're the guv" .. But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch." This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. "Fish?", queries Noah "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific …

Anyone know where there's a good rolling road in the midlands? Have tried Aldon automotive, but theirs only does 250bhp @ wheels. Must be one around here somewhere !?

Last time I was there, this time I can watch it from the comfort of me own home on CNN and Sky News etc. Kick ass! Woooohooooooooooo!!! :D

I know that we all start to think it after owning a Z for a while, but how do we know if its just us getting used to it or if something is wrong and it is getting slower? Today went for a fast spin round some country roads, and it just didnt seem fast. The traction control popped a few times, quite a lot when I went over a big pile of mud in the road left by a tractor. But overall the pace seemed very laid back. How can we really tell if its just us getting used to it, or if there is something wrong with the car and its not running as well? Is there anything basic I can check? Stuart