General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Generally I like Americans. My sister married a great bloke but occassionally one of them does his best to re-inforce old stereotypes. Check out e-bay.com - sale number 2434015890. 'Don't confuse this with the British counterfeit garbage' !!!!! FFS !!!! F'ing cheek !!

As long as you like it is all that matters:slap:

:eek: Whats all this about? Mr Gates? Does anyone know if this will include instant messaging?

These came yesterday (£360:) ): All I need now is some wheels...... Mebbe Momo X1 with red inserts.

Captain Kirk was looking to buy a vacation house on the Planet of the Edo, an island in space where the natives always tell the truth and the resident visitors always lie. Kirk was looking at one house he particularly liked, but wasn't sure if he could believe the things the owners were telling him about it, so he decided to determine if they were natives or visitors. Kirk asked the man of the house if his wife was a visitor and he received a yes or no answer. Kirk then asked the lady of the house if her husband was a visitor and she also gave him a yes or no answer. Were the two answers necessarily the same, and why?

Just been sent that virtual image of the keyring from that company.

>An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... >Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? > >Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. >Older Woman: Oh, I see. >Officer: Can I see your license please? >Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. > >Officer: Don't have one? >Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. >Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. >Older Woman: I can't do that. >Officer: Why not? >Older Woman: I stole this car. >Officer: Stole it? >Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. >Officer: You what? …

Finally edited out my No. plate so I can post the pic of my new SS zorst. Well pleased with it and it sounds luverly. Got it done at Longlife Exhausts who have branches all around the UK (http://www.exhausts.uk.com/home.cfm) They also removed the cats and supplied me with cat replacement pipes. Comes with a lifetime guarantee as well! :D :D Only a week after fitting though I noticed the dreaded oil smoke from the driver's side pipe. Looks like the back pressure/turbo seal problem. This has only happened once since however, and only after a heavy burst (ask anyone who saw it smoking on the slip road during the Box Hill to Brighton run! :confused: ) Turned her …

At last, ive had time to upload the pic! :) After respray Quality of the image is not as good as the original, cause otherwise it wouldnt fit in the rides section.

Apparently this car is rumoured to have hit a tree at quite a high speed

Group buy on hotel rooms??;) Can anyone let me know of any hotels/B&B's that are not so far away from SE for the open day and RR day. I can feel a right good p**s up on its way as well. Kirbz

Duncan Disorderly had a collection of Des O Connor records (vinyl 45’s for those who remember them) which he wished to sell. He sold half of his records plus a half record more to Professor Tonedef; then he sold half of what was left and a half record more to Whistling Willy. At this point Duncan had one record left. How many records did Duncan have originally?

I was emailes this today - seems OK to me but do you know otherwise? >>Subject: Address Book Protection >>Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 13:21:31 -0700 >> >> >> HOW TO PROTECT YOUR ADDRESS BOOK! >> >> I heard about a computer trick today that's really ingenious in its >> simplicity. >> >> As you may know, when/if a worm virus gets into your computer it heads >>straight for your email address book, and sends itself to everyone in >>there, thus infecting all your friends and associates. >> >> This trick won't keep the virus from getting into your computer, bu…

'Best Fiesta Turbo on the planet' PMSL! Tim

I've just ordered this: Sweeeeet! :cool:

Four nuns died in a car crash. At the gates of heaven they had to stand in line for their check by St. Peter. He asked the first nun whether she had had any contact with a male member. She said that had put her finger on one once. He told to wash that finger in the font of holy water. He asked the second nun the same question and she admitted that that she once had put her hand right round one. He told her to put her whole hand into the holy water. At which point the nun last in line pushed in front and said that she was not to gargle with that water after the third one had put her bum in it.

One of my mates at work lent his LMP Destiny Force Feedback Steering Wheel for his PC to a mate and hes gone and lost the driver disk. Now he wants to install it on his PC which he's just rebuilt. We've done a search over the net but as the unit is quite old we havent found anything. Bit of a long shot, but dont suppose one of you IT types has such info or know where we can re-obtain it! Thanks in advance. Nick :cool:

Remember the modified Strosek front end with the huuuge air intake from the "fekking gorgeous" thread ? Luke's working on it now and reckons they'll be ready to fit by the new year. He is gonna make a slight roll on the top of the intake though, to stop it looking like someone's just taken a hacksaw to it. He's also about to roll out a new front headlamp cluster based on the originals, but with indicators built inside, and an HID option; so if you go for the new bumper you won't have to stick those ugly idicators inside it ;) I'm first in the queue though :dance:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standin…

Liam Gallagher is sitting in a restaurant when he sees "Oasis Soup" on the menu so he asks the waiter for some. The waiter brings back the soup and after tasing it Liam says, "Oi, this tastes like tomato soup to me, why did you call it Oasis soup?" The waiter replies, "Well, you've got a roll with it" Just as God was about finished creating the universe, he had two things left in his bag of creations so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to pee standing up, "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, "I wondered if either of you would like this ability?"Adam jumped up …

Two elderly women meet at the launderette after not seeing each other for a while. One asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Ted died last month. He went out into the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, he had a massive heart attack and died right there in the vegetable patch" "Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?" "I opened a tin of peas instead" Two married pals are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.…

Anyone know if they flash at night when they catch you, or if they're just infra-red ? Also, do they have film in them, like GATSOs, or are they digital ? Cheers ! :(

I have a tt auto and i want to change the gearbox into manual.Do you know if i can fit a six speed gearbox from the r34?

http://www.zefrank.com/date_1/navigation.html Let's face it - you need all the help you can get. :D

Red Z spotted in Coleshill just pulling into the parking spaces outside the 'one stop' dillons on the High St. Not sure if it was anyone on here but I was the guy getting your plate number and looking for mods (without you realising!!) :dance: Had an aftermarket Zorst (odd shape but twin pipes) and a '300ZX' rear light panel in green! Stock wheels and I didn't see the front so I cant say if it was TT or N/A. Anyone from here, if so what doing round my way???? :mad: :D :D Matty.