General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Matty My number has changed. In The day you can get me on 01332 855050 Etn 314 or 01332 858314 Mobile Number 07967 011432 or 07768 535352 Call me Dude!

;) Mirror on a stick, for those 'under what pipe' moments!:( Magnet on a stick, handy for getting yours & the previous sockets off the bellytray!:rolleyes: Long claw thing, for when the magnet keeps sticking to eveything on its way through to the dropped bolt you can just see with the mirror!:eek: Head torch, Coz ya woman can never keep a torch still for more than 2 seconds!!! :mad: A box of plasters..............Nuff said :cry: A large 3kg copper hammer, for beating out on the garage/kitchen wall the fact you need more coffee/beer/sympathy. And the absence of my swear box in the pic is ........well its full ok! harve

Hi mate, Turn your bleedin' mobile on!!!!

I've got an mpg of Matty's BOVs unleashing hell in Nuneaton, can anyone host the file for me? :) Its 4.61 MB. Oh bugger just a thought...will have to set up home email as hotmail is max 1MB... PM me please :) Cheers, Matty will buy you a pint ;) Pete

Like the fleck mate;)

Just got back from Muse gig at MEN. What an incredible gig. Elbow supported & were just as good in their own way. Just thought I'd share that with you .. There should be a smiley for when you feel in awe.

a bit fcuked up. :D:D:D http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=boonga

Cos you lost me there.......GTO?

Woohoo:D Had the zed serviced on Thursday. Not a major thing, just oil change & level check to keep warranty valid. Went into garage today to pay them, got the invoice and it came to the sum of....... ........nothing:dance: I supplied the oil and tha garage gave me a proper vat bill listing all work done, but said "....no charge - goodwill gesture...." And who said running a Zed was expensive:dance:

Pics of my colourful engine bay... Cant quite see the effect on the throttle cable cover and fuse box, but they're red with yellow dusting :cool: Did strut brace bases, rad clamps, little fuse box, new samcos, and other bits and bobs.

i would like to know just how where the person driving thought he was. I was on my way to work at 4.30amon saturday 30 nov and doing about 125mph on my bike a zed went past me and i had to check i wasn`t in reverse must of been hitting the limiter or well past it ( must get mine sorted ):confused:

The FULL extent of my midday madness......... Closer.......... And from the side........... Told you I went a bit too far........But them BOV's look sweet don't they!!! :D :dance: Matty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AMD Athlon Chicken: Provided you bolt on a big fan, this chicken will beat all the Intel chickens to the other side. For 3D multiplayer chicken-action, there really is no alternative... Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ... C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways. C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to it on the other side. COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING. IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING Cray Chicken: Cross…

Although I'm probably going to go for some Vega's at some point in the near future. I got a couple of JBL's at a really good price. I thought my old subs sounded pretty good but these ones really kick, I'm spent most of the morning fixing rattles that I didn't know I had with the other subs. Most of the rattles were coming from where the rear windscreen siper motor is, a few connectors were hitting the metal work, all rattle are now gone and I have to say I'm really happy with the soud that these babies kick out. Here's a picture of my old subs (250W) next to my new subs (1600W) :hyper:

Just popped to the local Tescos. Haven't driven the car over the last couple of weeks until I replaced the heater core (and it wasn't giving me much happiness after that job!) Anyway, went in to do my shopping and then walked back to my car. A family had just parked next to me in their Dad's shiny new Celica. (Doesn't do anything for me but dad was obviously proud of it!). I had to wait a bit while their little boy got out of the back seat so I opened my car with my zapper while I waited. The little boy must have only been about 7 years old and he stopped in amazement at my old Nissan and said in the most excited voice, "WOW! Dad, what car is that?". "It's…

Seen this on Ebay and pi55ed myself laughing. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2442354423&item=2442354423

German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees" She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds this odd, but…

Where you at son?

Cool. :D

a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Sadly, the helpdesk employee was fired; allegedly, the employee sued WordPerfect for "Termination without Cause." Employee: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you." "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble." "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away." "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now." "Nothing." "Nothing." "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out." "How do I tell." "Can you see the c:\prompt on the screen." "What's a sea-pro…

Well as usual BT do not stick to their time scale:( I have the BT modem,the question is what lights should be showing when I am offline? Power=ON DSL= flashes every 30 seconds? Data=OFF:(

My mum has paid a lot of money to get the drive done. Its like a very strong concrete which they colour and stamp a pattern into. As you would think it takes time for the concrete to set, so the whole of the drive has been covered with a layer of plastic and the mouth of the drive we put a pole on each corner and put a big thick rolled up peice of plastic between then and a sign saying dont walk on the drive hanging from the barrier. Guess what the milk man did? Walked diagonally straight across the drive. Also our neighbour is having his kitchen done. The people pull up on his drive and then start to take out thier stuff from the back of thier van walking all over t…

What's happened to totp? W*nk prestenter, sh1te stage and absolute sin of all sins....no zepplin on the title music!!!!!!!! So this is where our licence money is going?:mad:

Right, this is a moan and a warning!! My pc was running fine, with Norton AntiVirus and Norton Firewall, untill i had to have the hard drive replaced recently. Upon re-installing both parts of Norton, the firewall wouldnt let me access most of the web, even when set up properly, one day it worked fine, then another it wouldnt. So I decided to uninstall the whole of Norton, and use my trusty AVG Antivirus and re-install BlackIce as my firewall, which I'd stopped using before because it conflicted with norton AntiVirus! Everything was fine, got the most up-to-date version of AVG, and then decided to see if I could update BlackIce, as this was only a free evaluation v…

Blue sky.........the sun is shining.........I would take some pics of my car today..........if I had it. Should be finished by next weekend.