German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you".

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour".

 

"Ist goot, but I must varn you,

I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a

little kinky".

 

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four

large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to

each of your limbs".

 

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to

her

hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees"

 

She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow

zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds this odd, but figures it's

harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all

over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck

caller.

 

The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced,and it

is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was

totally amazing, what do you call that?"

 

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"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".

 

 

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I kinda liked it better without the punchline.... right thats set up my Sunday moring... :p