General Discussions - Non 300ZX

anyone got any funny games, last few days in this job and it's dragging like hell

WHAT THE FOOK....... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I took my zed to the local shopping centre today, and when I parked it up, a child, about 7 or 8 said to his dad: "wow, look at that car dad its well nice" the dad says: "yeah its a nice car" Kid says: "Yeah look dad, its got 4 exhaust! I bet it goes well fast!!" :bow: Maybe if we stick on a few more exhausts they will go faster :hyper:

passed me mot today after failing last week :smash: :dance: time to get the beer out for a swill and celebrate (and the fooking tax money as thats due end of the month aswell :mad: ) another year of motoring for me (till the fooking thing brakes down :cry: ) oohh i being a bit negative today must get some alchol in me lol :duffer:

Cheers mate for sending the drivers central locking unit so quickly :D all on and working now. :dance: YES!!!!!! At last it's all sorted out.

come home last nite after taking the 300 for a spin as i ant used her in over a week anyway sat at a set of lights seen a astra cab come along side me knew he was gona boot it, so i jsut kept along side him, just playing he was ragging his poor car to beat me, hit a nice but of dual carriage way and opened her up just blowing him away completly why do people race cars like this in sumthing like that?? makes me laugh :hyper:

im hungry.. anyone got some for sale. free would be better. i was so hungry last night i ate my fridge

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Great to meet you Mickey - thanks for looking over my car - really appreciated. (and thanks Mrs. Chunk for the coffee and saussie-sarnies - yum) :bow: :bow: :bow:

1000 posts!! just how did you manage it???

Hi there everyone Weather HOT, HOT, HOT Beer COLD, COLD, COLD Food, Great :) Done a week's Nile cruise and saw Valley of The Kings, Valley of The Queens, Kom Obo Temple and Abu Simbel amongst many others. Now in The Hilton at Luxor for a week's "relaxation" :rolleyes: Seen Karnak and Luxor temples, been on a Felluca and had a balloon flight at dawn over The Nile and into the Sahara. Also going riding on an Arabian Horse on Saturday. Have experienced the crazy, crazy taxi driving and seen no other cars apart from old Peugeots!!! Hope you lot are all well back there in the UK - catch up with you real soon Phil and Jill

Even the owner had to get in the pic :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ive just been looking through the members lists and I cannot believe how many registered users there are that have not even posted once, Why register if ya not gonna post...POINTLESS!!! :confused: :confused:

Ive missed your comedy replies! :D You Hater!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Would have finished the car off tonight but ran out of hose to plumb the 'box oil cooler. Should be drivable tomorrow unless i've made a major cock up and forgotten something :x: Wish me luck! :hyper:

The company I work for was taken over recently by a right bunch! :rolleyes: They wanted me to do all sorts of things which I consider unethical (such as taking on a guy on a full time basis, getting him to work his ass off for 6 months re-painting the site (to save money on proper decorators) and then knock him back to part time when he's done it or get rid of him. Also insisted that I had to come in at weekends etc to help him! There's lots more. Anyway, I decided that I was having nothing to do with it and have found another job. The new employer wants me to start next week, so I only gave 1 instead of 4 weeks notice, however I did offer to help the new manager o…

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Who do you think has the weirdest user name on this forum??? Those named please feel free to tell us why you chose that name? :D

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I have just been round to the local post office with my girlfriend. The post office is part of a parade of shops, with a small line of parking spaces (maybe 20 or 30). There were several cars parked there including an old Maestro. 4 Youths, none of them old enough to drive, were standing around the car, trying the door handles and they eventually managed to get into the passenger side. We went straight back to the post office, and called the police (the one time neither of us had our mobiles on us!). The youths are obviously from the local council estate, dressed up like goons in their sports wear, one of the kids was black and dressed like 50 pence, more labe…

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Everyone must have a favourite stretch of road they love to have a blast on. Mine has always been the on the A38 between Plymouth and Trerulefoot in Cornwall for those of you who know it. Think I've found a new favourite now though. Just spent the last week driving round the Rocky mountains and the Icefield parkway is just breathtaking! 400km of amazing roads! Pictures speak for themselves! Andy