jonrms

I have that already on my mobile phone when people call.. lol

yep that was the one..

hey i am comming up to my first thousand..

I thought it was funny as heck!!!!

does no one like this?????????

ok one last one. http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happen ed to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimised men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/z-search/search-bm.php?submitted=1&search_term=metro+honda&x=0&y=0

or this one. Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said, ... ** ** ** ** ** ** ...JESUS SAVES

ok here you go A guy was in a bad car accident and after months of recovery he still had a problem. He had to have his penis amputated. He went to see the doctor and was reassured that he could help. "First of all you have to pick a new penis," said the doctor. The physician picked up a box from his table and said, "This is our 6 inch standard model. It is dependable and will cost you only $6000. It comes with a lifetime guarantee." The man said, "Okay, that's about right, but what's in the other box?" "This is our 9 inch super model. 9 inches of muscle to please any women. But this will cost you $9,000." The man said, "Oh yeah, that's the one I want. My wife will love me forever. But does it also come with a lifetime guarantee?" "Yes" "What's in the third box?" The doctor picked up yet another box from his desk. "This is our super deluxe model. It's 12 inches of all beef and will drive all the ladies wild. But if you want this much power you'll have to pay $12,000." The man is really on a roll and is tickled pink. "Doc, that's it, that's the one for me. I'll be the envy of everyone I know. But does it have a lifetime guarantee?" "YES SIR!" The man had just one more question, "Does it come in white?"

I get alot of looks.. expecially recently when my goose neck on my radiator went... everyone slowed down to see this car trying to overheat.... I was not amused..

Enjoy!!! A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten > >husbands. > > > > > >On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, > >I'm still a virgin". > > > >What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been > >married ten times? > > > >She replied... > > > >Husband 1 was a Management Consultant; he kept telling me how great > >it's going to be. > > > >Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was > >supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. > > > >Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out > >diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. > > > >Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, > >he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. > > > >Husband 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted > >three years to research, implement, and design a new State-of-the-art > >method. > > > >Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, > >but he wasn't sure whether it was his job. > > > >Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never > >sure how to position it. > > > >Husband 8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. > > > >Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. > > > >Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God I miss > >him! > > > >But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" > > > >"Good," said the husband, "but, why?" > > > >"You're a Tax Man...... > > > >This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" PS number 10 is a good one!!!! I think at least! :x:

lol as you gathered it comes from the shooting forum i belong to as well... pmsl... its really addictive... dont shoot the birds... lmao..

or try this one. http://www.marc-o-polo.de/index.php?radContentId=r3_99720834342d4d7f9c9e394

here u go. http://en.t45ol.com/play/1760/clay-kitten-shooting.html

here ya go.

I am comming with a super soaker....

http://www.marc-o-polo.de/index.php?radContentId=r3_99720834342d4d7f9c9e394 top score from the other forum is over 4000 feet... can you beat it.

and as long as i can drive the tank..

mine didnt work at all.. had to get a new one.. now it works great..

Think about it.. a little more planning and metal.. and a bit more welding and I could easily get a zed engine in here.. no seriously... I do want to do this. no with a zed engine obviously... that would just be silly http://www.sadik.net/gokart/

It is 42 but I couldnt remember.. I lost the plot.. pmsl...

the answer will be the same as it is to the secret of the universe.. lmao. 7 fyi I still stick to my original answer.

I am catching up to you.. lmoa.. Chunk... God.... what the heck are you doing all day..... lol. actually dont answer that. internet porn and the zx club... right... lol! oops gonna get my back side kicked when I see him!!!!

cmon .. then whats the answer... wanna know... someone give that guy a call and let us know asap.. lmao.

lol wanna see whos right here.