Lamp Shader

i have to agree top lass

they are all fooking hard to be fair

have you ever noticed "an englishman and scotsman and an irish man walk into the pub" ever wonderd where the welshman is? he is already in the pub

you can get me on messenger hog_father@hotmail.com

for just the shows £50 as there are 10 disks if you want some more info just pm me buddy

3 blondes in a car drive to disney land, they get 300m away see a sign and turn around and go home. it read "Disney Land Left

i walked straight into that one lol,

There were three prostitutes living together - a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got £20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 5 pence!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

what a shitzu a zoo with no animals

i prefer dog poo in a water pistol but i also like . . . .

whats 50ft long and stinks of piss the conga line at the old peoples home

fooking class i love it. will have to try lol

whats a hospice? a gallon and a half

i have that lol

found it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV17GxTh3Mo

i have all 8 on dvd, i prefer the "Arnold Rimmer Expirence" song that has me pissing myself every time, nice job buddy. does anybody want to "buy" all of the dvd's because i can get hold of them cheep

any external drive would do either a full sized drive, but you can get usb flash drive of 8GB that are the size of a credit card. all you then do is just plug it into the host pc and away you go :) http://www.overclockers.co.uk/acatalog/External_Drives.html http://www.overclockers.co.uk/acatalog/Lacie_USB_Drives.html

has to be orgasmo

i remember that, wernt they in australia?

always remember :- you know how stupid the average person on the street is. well statisticly half are even stupider

i cant think of anything to say to that lol

"does my bomb look big in this?"

You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call..." You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. Your family tree has no forks. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. i could go on forever

you know your a redneck when . . . You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?' Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed. You may be a Redneck if ... You and your dog use the same tree. Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

but better for you guys round and round