October 28, 200618 yr so rednecks enjoy spit roast's, inbredism, not brushing teeth, sleep in caravans, skin rabbits , and shag fit birds, fookin spooky similarites going on :D
October 28, 200618 yr you know your a redneck when . . . You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?' Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed. You may be a Redneck if ... You and your dog use the same tree. Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
October 28, 200618 yr You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call..." You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. Your family tree has no forks. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. i could go on forever
October 28, 200618 yr my fav is if your front porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die maybe your a redneck , or if your rich uncle buys a new home brand new and it has wheels maybe your a redneck , ps i have nothing against rednecks , antway shape or form just sharing in a few jest jokes
October 28, 200618 yr now this looks fun, http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=291195518691464190&q=redneck
October 28, 200618 yr http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4924085173349496686 :rofl: PMSL, Andy do you or anyone else know what the music is actually called, been looking for it for ages, ever since i saw the new film version of ' Beverley hillbillies' want it as a ringtone.
October 28, 200618 yr Its ryan's holiday clips :rofl: :D i was going to say something along those lines, but as hes just got internet again he might see it :D :nelson:
October 28, 200618 yr "Dueling Banjos" (actual title "Feudin' Banjos" - arranged and played by Eric Weissberg with guitarist Steve Mandell). The song was authored by Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith in the 50s, and copyrighted by the Combine Music Corp.
October 28, 200618 yr Damn you beat me to it! Thats actually how I found that LMAO. Search on dueling banjos.... Was from the movie Deliverance I think? http://www.thesahara.net/deliverance.htm
