Zulley

Saw a black 300 with a small spoiler, gold writing on the side, maybe black alloys, just going past leicester forest east services on the m1 yesterday (23rd nov, probably about 4pm)

it was a few miles before the black one, had a shark front bumper, with blue lights on it, big spoiler on the back

saw one today, dont know the area, i think it was on mansfield road

That looks really good! Always wondered if it was possible. Its just a pitty its in white

the bloke in charge of the night sift was Mustava fuk Uvinz

cheers! only sounds like that cos the exhaust is broken, cant remember how loud its meant to be

if u mean the A617, it could have been me

oops, this is the correct site http://www.adopt-a-bite-now.com/

this is great, give a cheesy bite a home :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vHIc-oxiI http://www.adopt-a-cheesy-bite.com

mines a she and shes called Nikita, all my cars have to have a name that begins with the first letter of the manufactures name Nissan Nikita

:hyper: saw you near luton, i was on the other side in a white mondeo so you might not have seen me. First one ive seen on the road!

thats really funny! if it was an old mustang i might feel a bit sad, but its just a new one, best thing for them, they do look nice from the outside tho, but they are horrible on the inside and the steering wheels on the wrong side!

cheers guys, i'll give your site a look

same as above, what does everyone think is the best? thanx

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through ATMs enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. *********************************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up, pull forward, back up and so forth and repeat as many times as required to align car window with the ATM. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate bank card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up . 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way with magnetic strip pointing the way the little picture indicates. 10. Dig through handbag and examine each receipt to see if PIN# is written there. Finally, search through phone book to find your PIN written on the inside of the back page. 11. Enter PIN into ATM. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to ir ritated male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.

ive got an automatic and sometimes when im driving it cant change into gear and gets stuck at 40 doing 3000revs and again at 60-70, the exhaust starts to pop abit and then it will go into gear. It doesnt happen all the time tho, only when i put my foot down to overtake, stuff like that. Any ideas?

Do we have to wait till next year to see some pics or drawings? Big Thanx tho, got some more ideas of what to get.

cheers guys, no more squealing now!!

How do i do it? Im under the car and i can see a long bolt which seems to be the one to tighten it up. Is that right? or is there some more bolts i have to loosen off and then tighten up again. Thanx

Sorry if uve seen this before, http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1161348277/Worlds_Fastest_Street_Legal_Car_-_2200BHP

Ive been looking at getting wide arches for a while and ive finally decided to get them on, but .... which one to get, 1st. does this one have wide arches, or is it just the way the lights shining on it? 2nd. the one that stella has, and the one that looks the same but has two holes near the bottom (if you get what i mean) 3rd. Like faisal's car, although if i got this mine would be like a twin Does anyone know of any more? and if you can have a different back bumper as im not to impressed with the usual one (cant find a pic). Thanx

not as good as the last joke but worth a read: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

I think it looks nice, you can also get pink alloys at halfords now!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ....... times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will swoon over and flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world by far. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women are nosey cows and never listen!!! :rofl:

Does anyone know where tummy button fluff comes from and MOST importantly, why is it always blue?