Tony2000

Drove it out of the garage fine Sunday Morning so i could do some stuff in the garage, Sunday 3pm went to start it and it wont start :cry: Got fuel got good battery tries to splutter then just turns over and over ? Im pissed of as i was going to Tax it today!! Its been stored for 4 months and started every week and run perfect for the whole 4 months ! Worse bit is i had to push it in garage and hurt my back

Hello welcome

Have a good one mate

Tell me about it ive got 3 Boys of my own and two step children from the Current Mrs !! ill swap your 1 for my 5 !! :rofl:

:rofl: Pmsl :rofl:

Think its the same one spotted Last sunday on A12 ? Silver "M" plate no rear spoiler,Dark glass Lunchtime Saturday 30th Spotted were Ipswich Road Colchester joins A12 / A120

So do i now brew my tee bags with Hot Budweiser ? Better still do i bath in Budweiser !! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm :nana2: :nana2:

Its a real piss take all these scams I get the Ebay one and Paypal ones regular ! You got to have your wits about you all the time !

I really cant see that its that big a deal :confused: Still its seems o be what the masses wanted ?

Yeah thats the one our wives must be seperated at birth. She dont really like the Zed. And she thinks its a penis enlargment ! :rofl:

Nice Bike heres my latest bike !! been hanging in the garage for last few years waiting for restoration. Been buying new parts here and there !! Costs a fooking fortune to restore these things ? :D

You serious i hate it Wife loves it ! :confused:

It is real no photoshop ive seen it before as well. Heres a couple more real ones And ive seen the red one in the metal 4 seats and Rover V8 Street legal the worlds lowest car !!

Looks like a frog puking

Im using a 1MB connection with a six month old high spec computer and its ok a bit jummpy some times but still playable.

Oops did i leave the web cam on again :xxx:

That is the perfect convertible Mustang 66-67 ?

39 Last week but my wife said i am like a teenager in the head !!

Nice lookin Z i like the rear spoiler its subtle ! Just need to paint the car RED !! :bow:

PMSL same thing happened to my dad years ago in Margate. It started raining so we took shelter under a seat thing on the promenade, my dad was standing just under the edge of the roof and a giant Fookin seagull released a fresh one on his shoulder that splashed in his ear and down his best jumper. We laughed for days !! :rofl:

Ditto Fookin hideous

It gets better the wife walks in because she heard me apparently Scream (Which i refuse to believe) still laying there she procedes to double up in laughter. When she finally stops laughing she starts moaning about the black skid mark on the wood floor from the broken chair !! Before it starts it was not my skidmark from fright.

My GTE recaros and certain types of material would give me a belt all the time. Its a combination of the cars upholstery and your clothing causing friction. It hurts sometimes but can be fun if you touch someone else first. I like touching the dog on his wet nose its so funny :x:

Imagine this its about 1.00 in the morning the house is realy quite and dark youve got your headphones on and your online playing Battlefield 2 against loads of other bored sad loosers (only joking). You got your wireless keyboard on your lap and your a sniper waiting patiently to shoot some poor unsupecting guy in the back as he walks past you. Then wack your still in your chair but lying on the floor staring at the ceiling in darkness like an astronaut in the rocket, with your keyboard on your face and no idea what the Fook happened ? Ill show ya. My fooking chair broke without warning, Only 4 months old !! :confused:

Looks nice i like the pipes but does need something to hide it all that rear kit would look sharp !!