DirtySanchez

and of course the best value-for-money option open to you is to subscribe!

could possibly be, however, I was thinking more of what happens AFTER 3krpm! :D

Welcome to the forum, it's a valuable tool in the world of Z ownership!

without a shadow of doubt! lol nah, I know how my right foot thinks and a TT at the moment would be madness....

TBH probably not a noticable difference. I see you mentioned that they gave you the old "routine check" line. I hate that, It's a load of bo!!ocks, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A ROUTINE CHECK! any officer that tells you that is talking out of his/her arse, and IMHO is a discredit to the service.

I love it, best car I've ever owned. :hyper: Drive it sensibly (???) and it'll behave sensibly. Drive it like it should be driven, and it'll behave like it should :x: :D

Wrong, go back to sleep..... :headvswal Or what, exactly? Seriously though, I know where PK1 is coming from, unfortunately there are a hell of a lot of officers out there who don't know their arse from their elbow and have nothing better to do than target innocent motorists (I should know, I got pulled the other day for "looking a bit young" by a rookie. Funny thing was I had only just pulled out of the station car park. That said, people would be amazed at the things that can lead on from simple traffic stops. For example there was a case not so long ago in Dorset where a cop stopped a guy for having a stop light out and it transpired that the driver was disqualified and wanted on warrant for numerous other offences.

Yep, everyone who knows anything will tell you that red Z's are faster.....

I've seen these mentioned a few times and must admit, they sound interesting. Can anyone tell me what exactly are the benefits of fitting one? My Zed is totally unmodded under the bonnet so would one of these make any difference? Also on a slightly different note, does anyone know if it's ok to tow an auto Zed (no more than about 3 miles) if it's in neutral? Any help greatly appreciated. Ta The Dirty One....

looking nice, shame about the weather!

Have you got a mirror in your pocket? cuz I can see myself in your knickers... I wouldn't actually suggest using that one, I just wanted to join in :D

nearly all of them. The only ones I don't recall seeing were the guy who likes old women and the guy who likes 'bitty'!

from Little Britain Live! was damn good!! Laugh? I nearly shat!......

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I don't actually live in Bournemouth, I'm in Burley in the New Forest, god knows why I put Bournemouth in my profile!?

:D I can honestly say I nevr break the speed limit..... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

remember, it's only illegal if you get caught......

I'm a professional witness...... in other words, I'm a police officer :x:

That looks amazing, lovely car! Can't wait to actually get a decent bank balance and start work on mine!

I always found 'Buster Wideopen' rather amusing!

welcome to the loony bin mate. everyone knows the red ones go faster ;)

thanks for the help guys, I discovered the problem was actually down to the fact that the date settings on my comp had been changed!....sorted now

Yep, he's a really nice bloke, makes his living out of importing/selling cars.

Smash Mouth - Why can't we be friends?

this is getting annoying.....tried that but it keeps telling me my pop-up blocker is turned on when it's not!