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pmsl :rofl: mate could your sig get any darker and smaller? :D hehe

pmsl :rofl: Back to the thread, get two granada horns from the scrappy nice, low sound and will work straight off. Got one fitted to the mini and scares the shit out of the kids at the school down the road :rofl:

Yep total *****x :D Tried it this morning much to the amusment of my neighbours :rofl:

Nick gets his keys and mobile phone... :D Back in 15 mins

Happy birthday fella :D Hope you have a top day! :duffer:

Hehe, cheeky sod gets his comeupance :D http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1157448106/Honk_Honk

pmsl :rofl: best thing i've seen in ages. how could you make that much mess because of RAIN????? FFS lol

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/amazing-car.html

I like the smaller one

pmsl :rofl:

oh god it's started lol

I reckon you did it to jog our memories duff old man ;) Happy birthday fella :D :duffer:

pmsl :rofl: I won't even ask where that's come from lol

pmsl :rofl:

Happy birthday Joe, nice to see you reach another year...hmm what comes next... oh yeah :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: *GROAN* - i get ya bud :D

That's cause i haven't been posting much recently out of protest with people saying i fill the forum with crap :tongue: :slap:

From one whore to another WELL DONE :D lol

Brilliant matey, i'm glad something good's happened for you :) See you soon! Nick

"It was at that point he realised it wasn't the doctors office and he wasn't going to get the prostate exam" :rofl: hehe

Internet dating, alright apart from that one time... Went to go meet her after speaking on the phone for 4 weeks. Never once saw a pic. She said she was curvy and attractive with GG Boobs. The week of the petrol strike i went down on the train with my brand new wap enabled phone. As i got off the train i spotted her on the phone to me: 6'2" tall 6 metric tonnes of shotputter Purple Short Curly Hair Moustache visible at 100 foot Being the nice guy i was i ended being spotted and couldn't run away (why didn't i???) She drove me back to her parents house then informed me her parents had gone away and her room was being decorated so we had to sleep in the same bed that night, locked the house door behind me and stuck the key down her top Tried ringing my dad when she popped out to tell him i was coming back and i'd forgotten to lock my car up at the train station hoping he might get my way of thinking and play along only for him to turn around and say that he'd pick it up Stuck there for the night, quibbling whether i should shag her or not just for the shear hell of losing my virginity but decided against thank god, i wasn't that desperate She spent all night trying ot get in my pants and i escaped after she fell asleep snoring like a pig at 5am through the skylight window over the kitchen, over the fence and ran the 4 miles back into town all the way looking over my shoulder. Second time was this girl i thought i knew by her name, got her number off a friend and started chatting her up via text only to find it wasn't who i thought it was when i went to pick her up.... all 6'5" of her, the zed leaned to one side as she got in then when at the pub over the course of 1 hour she drank 7 pints of cider and asked me in for a shag with her boyfriend watching :hurl: Random dating has a lot to answer for lol :rofl:

It was cancelled fella due to the charity we were trying to support not getting their act together as far as i remember?

Welcome daveyboy :D

Same here apart from one brief pint out with my bro after lunch in the sun :) We'll have to organise that flying visit from me and eileen soon hon :D

I'll fill you in later hon ;) hehe

Nice, i like that matey. Be interested to see what it looks like sprayed up. Keep us posted