bantambunny

fpmsl :rofl:

I'm fitting a 99 spec i've decided, no more faffing around with ideas of the twinz bumper, maybe on eday i'll get my hands on one.

I'm filling and smoothing the coachline all round the car and smoothing the stone chip effect off the base so the car will be one piece from top to bottom and be a cleaner shape

pmsl :rofl: he's built himself a robot bride from a schematic off some japanese zed site :rofl: lol

she dont know about them sorded dity little sites he goes on in the wee hours :rofl: :rofl:

lol, after a year and a half of porn i think i've seen pretty much everything on the net and it's getting boring now :D

man with thingy out

woman sucks thingy

woman lies back

man sticks thingy in ooji-wotsit

repeat x 50

add a load of moaning and groaning

man pulls thingy out and stuff comes out

OPTIONAL: ...all over woman's face

There you go that covers pretty much every porn film you'll want to see :rofl: ;)

I've seen that one in particular a few times up for sale but the thing that doesn't come accross is just how big they are the flesh.

I was looking at one of these before and they're at least 7 series in size

I know what he's dancing and singing about but i'll let you guys flap around till he tells you ;) lol

pmsl at both of you :D

no your bordering on nympo you old slapper, nick :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: i'm as loose mouthwise as they come, banging like a barn door in a storm pmsl :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: i'm a right slag lol

Count me in :D

Signed this months ago matey up to 651,000 now though yay! :D

I was wondering that lol :rofl:

Cheers matey, one slip with a tool on a job i've done so many times before on other cars and it turns a simple 2 hour job into a 2 day job with about 100 quids worth of repairs to do by a garage :cry: :rant: :headvswal

After last week's record-breaking return, Top Gear TV is firmly back in the groove. The dancing girls have been sent home - sorry, Jeremy - and normal service has been resumed... if you can call maxing a Bugatti Veyron, crashing a train and discussing testicles with Hugh Grant 'normal'. To find out what happened backstage at filming, check out our behind-the-scenes gallery.

On this Sunday's show:

Captain Slow and the Bugatti Veyron

As you might have gathered, TG rather likes the Bugatti Veyron. Not least because the 1,001bhp monster has a claimed top speed of 253mph. But will it ever actually go that fast?

Armed with the Veyron's special 'go really fast' security key, James heads to the five-and-a-half-mile straight at VW's maximum security test track in Germany to find out.

In the news this week...

Find out why Porsche is keeping everyone in the dark about its new Cayenne, what the TVR house band sounds like, and why Prince Charles has lined his garage with petrol.

Also, the boys check out a 'supercar by George' (can you guess which one it is?), discuss their best and worst drives of the past six months, and reveal why undertakers will soon be out of business.

Hugh Grant in a Reasonably Priced Car

You've probably heard of him. Yes, he's a real, proper Hollywood star and, according to Jeremy, the very man for whom Star in a Reasonably Priced Car was conceived.

Hugh Grant - foppish Englishman extraordinaire and star of Notting Hill and Love Actually - ditches his Bentley GTC for our Chevrolet Lacetti and takes to the TG test track to show off his full repertoire of curiously endearing blasphemy.

The Three Coupe Challenge

Want a coupe for around £25,000? You're spoilt for choice, with the brand-new Audi TT, Alfa Romeo's gorgeous Brera and the manic-revving Mazda RX-8 all vying for your pocket money. After a heady row, the boys couldn't find a clear winner, so they decided to settle the debate in that time-honoured fashion: a good old game of golf.

Train Crash TV

It might surprise you, but no one's ever asked Top Gear to make a public information film. Until now. Jeremy dons a high-visibility jacket and a pair of hard hats to extol the dangers of pensioners, level crossings and, erm, high-visibility jackets. OK, so he got a bit confused. Basically it's all an excuse to pile an express train into a Renault Espace at high speed, with seriously spectacular results.

UPDATE

Well it's buggered.

Finished fitting the discs and pads the other sides with no drama, took about 30/40mins.

We've had a blowtorch on both connectors, various clamps, sockets, wrenches, spanners and everything else and CANNOT get either the connector between flexible pipe and mini brake line or between the flexible pipe and main brakeline to budge a mm and given up on the top one in case we round that off as well, we've used every type of spanner available and they all slip.

The car's pissing brake fluid out the drivers side and i have no brakes so looks like it a call first thing in the morning to find a brake/engineering specialist with the tools to remove and replace the connector.

Why is everything so rotten on this car compared to my old one when they're the same age?

Soon as i can afford it i'll be taking the car in for mickyb to fit the brembo kit, replace the pipes and completely overhaul the suspension and lower it front and back.

There goes another couple of grand lol

yay, another one bites the dust :D

I want to know how they can be two tone black? lol

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BLACK-LEATHER-RACING-SEATS-300ZX-G35-FAIRLADY-SCION-2_W0QQitemZ330084421075QQihZ014QQcategoryZ33701QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

That works out at only £94.59 + import duty, for the pair!!! :shock:

If you fancy buying two together and splitting the shipping i'll buy a pair with you matey, drop me a pm :D

Beautiful :bow:

i can't do much about that, we spent so long faffing around trying to get the other end of the pipe disconnected it had leaked a load out anyway. going ot have to do a full bleed when the new pipe's in

jesus, that was very very lucky lol :rofl:

holy shiiite, that's mad!

never ever ever ever :D

that you would like to do her from behind :tongue:

 

all men think the same shit... know you all too well ;)

Where are the pics of you draped all over your car hon? :D :tongue:

i've actually got one in the cupboard that came with the car.

It wasn't hooked up as the guy had replaced the stereo with an aftermarket one.

If you're interested i can dig it out for you?

Guys does anyone know if you need a keycode on the cd player to get it to work or will it work as you plug it in?