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Jump in the shower then and hose it off otherwise it'll sting all day!!!

What have you been eating to give you bum gravy then?

Agreed, I mean they do traul up some funny cars, such as the following, but a show zed isn't chav or barry.

Ok, getting the 99spec lights...my new christmas wish list is....THAT CHRISTMAS WOULD FECK OFF!!! Already had enough of it and it's only mid ruddy November!!

Not my cuppa tea in the slightest, but the poor thing is getting a grilling over on there... http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=18520

Wants shot!

...neither's this!!! :hurl:

Photoshop....although this isn't........

Strange you should say that as I did watch that sketch on Little Britain last night! :rofl:

Yes, that's all good and well, but when you live in Glastonbury and don't know anyone, finding someone to go with is actually harder than hauling my ass down there in the first place! :rofl:

Yeap, still at square one! :rofl: I'm dubious to the fact it would work with me. Now I'm open minded, so will try most things, but I'm hard to convince, so worried it would be a waste of time.

I'm desperate to lead a more healthy life. Dispense with the junk food, enjoy eating salad and such like and become more active. ie go to the gym, run, go cycling etc etc. I used to be very active and super fit. But have let myself go, especially over the past 5 years. Now I'm still an ideal weight for my height, so not really any problems there. BUT, I feel very very unfit, I want to tone up and feel better about myself. This is all well and good, but I have a serious motivation issue, or lack of it. The gym bores me to tears amoungst other things, it's also the last thing I want to do when I get back home from work. When I do eat, it's as and when convenient, so it's not always a healthy option, although I do eat well, just have a lot of junk too. But I don't smoke and I don't drink all that much either, so no issues there. I just can't get motivated or give myself a mind set to operate a healthy lifestyle. So, last resort, thinking about getting hypnotised. Want to be helped a little bit. Want something upstairs to find it good and exciting to eat and lead a very healthy lifestyle. Has anyone ever had hypnotherapy? Does it work? Ta

Dispite frantic efforts of horn blowing and flashing of headlights you still didn't see me! :rofl: Nice zed. :)

Trying to refit that shitty foam thingy that the tools and jack sit in!! MINISTRY OF CRAP DESIGN ALERT!

Like YOU of all people really need an excuse!! :rofl: ;)

MissAstra, women are allowed to like porn too. :) My ex used to love watching it as much as me.

LOL, ask that same question of a woman and watch no one reply! Women are prudes....apart from the odd few on here. :)

Sure is! Currently borrowing 'Houston 620'. Pretty mad.

Used to. I don't have another half, so 101% rely on porn to stop me from going insane.

Oh yeah, totally agree with you bud and your feelings. Agree with your other statements. Turns into a wild goose chase and then loads of silly stories and accusations fly out affecting the way people think socially.

It's Chinese whispers, same thing goes for a lot of the PC stuff that's come out. It's all been blown waaayyyyyy out of proportion. I do however agree with everyone's views on all this PC crap, but at the end of the day, if this hadn't stemmed from something insignificant that might have been inadvertently said to the wrong person at the wrong time, then none of this would ever come to light.

Erm? Somehow, I doub't the FT is going to be announcing informtion on gay rights. ;) There are gossip papers and there are factual papers. Yes, none may not be 100% truthful, but tabloids really are crummy gossip papers.

Two papers that really aren't even fit for being used as toilet paper. Wouldn't believe a word of it. Dreaful trashy papers.

That's bizarre as gay marriages aren't even legalised in this country yet.

Dave, I think make that a summer thing. Make a day of it all, pub or even a picknic and the day by the trackside.