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is the n70 a good phone?

:bow:

hi

please its for a friend he might be interested i thought id help u sell it

Get me pictures of these......... 1x 19” Amp Rack £50.00 1x 19” Effects Rack £45.00 1x 19” Effects Rack £55.00 1x Alesis Middiverb 4 with Octave shift £100.00 1x Art Multiverb £40.00 1x Digitec digital delay £40.00

:D

email me please ill tell ya djstorm1231@aol.com cheers funk

he must have picked her up from near the railway

:rofl:

you bitch :slap: ;)

hi funk lol

or his number?

please email asap. thanks can anyone give me his email addy please.

well?

im going to hide i see funk writing a big report byee

my mates cally gave him alot of probs too.

yeh they do that fwd is cack anyway i think i used to have one and didnt have a problem. but they are dogs arounds

Im looking for a calibra anyone know of one around? Budget is 600. just need a runaround. Don’t mind a v6 Don’t want red thanks

lol funk cheers huni but how much is that?

cheers Dave :cool:

> someone who actually does something..............................

Recently, a company hired several cannibals to increase their > diversity, "You are all part of our team now", said the Human > Resources rep during > the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go > to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." > > The cannibals promised they would not. > > Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and > I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the > whole company's performance. However, one of our admin assistants has > disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" > > The cannibals all shook their heads, "No." > > After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the > others, "Which one of you idiots ate the admin assistant?" A hand rose > hesitantly. > > "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating > managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat > someone who actually does something..............................

wtf? what goat lol :shock:

> > > > > 1. there is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and > width, thus varying the quality of play > > 2. pitches vary from the well grassed to the completley bald > > 3. remember, it is possible to score at both ends > > 4. tackling from behind is not always an offence, check with ground > owner > > 5. be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of > premiership standard, but in reality would not even be eligible as a > council dumping ground > > 6. only some grounds offer five a side facilities > > 7. dont ever make public your desires to play at Wembley, also never > mention pitches previosly visited > > 8. extra time is dependant on subsequent pitch bookings > > 9. if the ground does not seem to have undersoil heating, suggest > calling the game off, possibly even contact a coroner > > 10. when building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at > the back > > 11. wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles > > 12. always ask before leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel, do > not expect to be allowed to come straight from the tunnell to the goal > mouth and score. that can leave an awful taste in the mouth of the > pitch owner and may prevent further use of the ground > > 13. personal morals may be compromised by local derbies > > 14. it is illegal to play on small,unturfed pitches > > 15. from time to time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbant > goalie > > 16. Bulgarian grounds are frequently more grassy > > 17. French grounds are frequently very nice too look at, however there > can be sometimes an awful smell from the terraces which don't get > hosed down as often as they should > > 18. very few grounds are found with executive boxes > > 19. be wary of grounds with room for coaches > > 20. always be on the lookout for grounds that host ladies footy two > evenings a week > > 21. pitches with a waterlogged end, can be out of bounds for up to 5 > days a month, although this can be longer if u piss the owner off by > continually asking to play up the good end instead > > 22. players must agree personal terms with the club before being > allowed to play on the turf > > 23. always look for a ground that has never been played on before (or > at least hasn't had many visits). that said, well used grounds may > have better facilities and will really know how to get the best out of > a player

Recently, a company hired several cannibals to increase their > diversity, "You are all part of our team now", said the Human > Resources rep during > the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go > to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." > > The cannibals promised they would not. > > Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and > I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the > whole company's performance. However, one of our admin assistants has > disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" > > The cannibals all shook their heads, "No." > > After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the > others, "Which one of you idiots ate the admin assistant?" A hand rose > hesitantly. > > "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating > managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat