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Na the women still cost a fortune to maintain :)

Fit a Flamer :)

Grifter weighed in about the same as a Corsa and had the 0 - 30 time of a zimmer but it looked kewl at the time.

Mark could you do me a fave and make your car picture a little smaller it's reaping havoc on my browser and my 19" is running at 1280X1024. Like the blue colour whats it called ?? Thanks Craig

Move to Scotland the fuels about 10p a ltr cheaper than you blokes are paying currently 86p per ltr

I finish at 4.45 10mins home in the Zed and a Beer with my Tea

80% of the price of fuel is TAX!!! .. It's GOV we wana hit not the Oil companys

Mine does the same the nearside front wheel locks first but I can lock the lot up if I try hard enough..Strange one

Then, start the car. (The ABS light should go out after starting.) If the ABS warning light doesn't come on drive at 20mph+ for a min. Once the error light comes on, stop the car (not the engine) and count the number of flashes on the ABS diag light (on the ABS unit). Light doesn't flash comes on with other ignition light goes out on startup..

http://www.crailraceway.co.uk/schedule.asp I'm gona try and get there hope the weather holds

Don't tell him to put WD40 on it he might just do it :nono:

Ok guys I've been through all the normal stuff fuses and connections checked but the ABS on the car doesn't work. The light comes on and goes out as per MOT requirements. But jump on the brakes and the wheels lock solid. Any Idea's greatly appreciated. Thanks Craig

That reminds me of a joke about duck tape !!!

My wifes a nurse according to her 4 tins a night gets you "Alcholic" on yer medical record. Mines well pickled by the way..Hick!!!

Didn't you manage to get your clothes back on first

You could have got him with the contents of your ash tray if you hadn't emptied it for the extra performance :)

Rover would have gone but longer than that if it wasn't for our GOV pouring OUR!! money into it to build rubbish.

Doesn't sound to bad HICAS has kinda track rod ends on it no harder to swap than a front one. I went mental with burst oil and underseal after welding my sills looks great underneath ya can't see a thing :)

I don't know what you mean I'm being serious anyway how long do you have to run your condom in before you can go near your girlfriend ?? :)

Stop smoking yer car will be faster and you can save money to buy condoms to stop yer seats getting messed up :)

How bads the welding ??

Hi Topless As you know it's got a 90 bend in it and short.. Had all my store room pipe stuff out and can't find a thing like it. Thanks I'll find somthing as the nissan unit must cost £250 or it only comes with a pair of turbo's and an offside headlamp :)

Don't try using it in Scotland unless it comes with a water wheel backup :) Craig P.s needing the rubber pipe from nearside turbo to sump. Got any??

I've got a P910i thought about that idea what phone, software and GPS unit you got ?? Thanks Craig

Indian should get the prize for starting the best Whoreing Threads EVER !!