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speedemon

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  1. If your that bothered about your stickers I will find mine which I never got around to sticking on and send them to you for 30p to cover postage. P.S for me it was never about the stickers it was about the friendly advice, and the chance of meeting some really cool friendly fellow Z drivers. I have enjoyed being a member.
  2. Yeah cheers Dude.
  3. Ropmsl. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  4. Afew more:GM General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus GMC Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car GTO Gas, Tires, Oil HONDA Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... JEEP Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG Money Guzzler MGB Might Go Backwards MGF Might Go Forward MIATA My Intention Always To Accelerate MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless
  5. Do you need heated seats in a Z?? Does'nt enough heat come from your a55 as you lose your back end around a corner or when you boot it?? LOL.
  6. Nice Investment Sounds So Amazingly Noisey.
  7. ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO Good Engineering Overlooked
  8. I was in Parcel Force today waiting for the lady behind the desk to price and weigh some parcels, she had gone out the back with a parcel when I heard her screaming, I heard her saying somebody come quick so I was trying to lokk out the back but could not see her, then I heard her saying quick somebody kill it, kill it please, some body get me a brush. A bloke was shouting No dont kill it, then I heard her bashing something with a brush, she then came back to the counter and I asked if she had seen a spider? she said no it was a snake and she went out the back and brught the dead snake out, It was only about 5" long dark brown with little white markings going up its side. Didnt look like any snake I have seen before, then I heard a bloke out the back saying I cannot believe you did that, thats really fooked me off, I cannot stand people who kill inocent animals, to which she said we have foreign parcels out here and the snake could have been poisonous. What would of you have done if this happened to you???
  9. Looks like it was run over by the machine that paints yellow lines on the road, but still looks nice.
  10. I did'nt know you had left?? I am selling my Z now as well as some goodies feel free to check out my other threads.
  11. I have a Motorola V3 and the other day it just stopped working for no reason, I have tried a new battery but still does not work, it will work as long as its plugged into the charger but as soon as you take it out and it goes onto standby it turns off and will not turn back on?? Its not a contract phone and I bought it from Ebay about 8 months ago £290. so I dont want to chuck it away. Cheers in advance.
  12. Whats he done to the Zorst to achieve that ridiculous sound???????????
  13. I have been wondering about that as well, please can somebody post a pick of the english version.
  14. Wanted : For being a fookin Nut case! Ps hardly very portable, he looks like a Geeky Toilet cistern.. :rofl: :rofl:
  15. What about Pie breaks. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry just had to get that in before somebody else did.
  16. Is it the Tumble Drier pipe??????????
  17. Agreed do a search. :)
  18. No its more explicit! As above nice tits.
  19. You have to download a Quick time programme to play them.

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