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yup cause in every other hot country the sun is too hot too take the roof down so they buy cars with air con

who edited my post lol, its supposed to be has pumps got lumps lol

yeah THOUGHT id shit myself, but upon shoving my finger down my pants i realised id just farted Has air got lumps???? :slap: :slap:

i thought this joke was class

global warming, you wont mind if i drive my gas guzzling ozone killing car to work tomorrow will you

there you go dragging up the past lol

exactley

nope, just a dirty fooker

id stick it up the fat cow but then again id fook a fur coat with a hole in it :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

look good bud

well done

a man walks into his local petshop and says "i would like a turtle for my son" the petshop owner replies "im sorry we dont do exchanges fookin ell im on form tonite

ourlass was standing in the bridges today (bridges=sunderland shopping centre) when a group of chavs walked past and shouted "ow big tits, show us yer twat" she responded with "he is in the toilet, he will be out in a moment" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

atlantis is good, better than this new stargate shit, all the characters seem to be in a stage play instead of trying to be serious

a woman says to her husband, "i would like a bigger set of breasts, i think i should have surgery" the husband replies, "there is no need for expensive, painful surgery, just rub toilet paper between your tits" the woman says " i cant see how that would work" and the man says, "well it worked for your arse" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl

its on sky two now, its called stagate sg1 and now oniel is in it and tealc has hair

cute, till they get big and want to eat you lol

anyone else forget to change theirs to febuary lol, chrisc's car is on there, funny how it doesnt hang straight lol

morons lol, always wondered if in the past my car had failed on the fact the mot testers werent up to their job

im slowly getting ratted, and loving it lol

just syarted watching this agian, anyone follow it, what the fook happened to oneil, hammond and what are them fookers from farscape doing in there, did they malgamate farscape with stargate?? i liked the old ones

got a fridge full of stella and a cupboard full of jack daniels, and instead of mingling with morons in pubs im mingling with morons on here lol (only joking :tongue: )(there aint that many morons in pubs :tongue: :tongue: )

not on a friday lol, and not tomorrow either, fookin stupid early sunday dyno day starts lol

there is no big brother on so where is everyone lol