stellaZ

all uk cars are tt, tbar and raf (raf=rusty as fook), mine is a uk tt, oh and they all have leather

not as good as tghe unit, but i like ultimate force :x:

lo back, im a new face, how you doing?

just getting into the first series and its good

nothing special really its just that i am infact GOD

hey im just playing devils advocate, text her back and ask her how she is doing, if it wasnt intended for you it may still be the ice breaker you need, you obviousely miss her so you may aswell try its the job i in, i am suspiciuos of everyone and everything they do out of the ordinary, sorry if i upset ya, but i always say "if you dont climb to high, you wont have far to fall"

blow it off, hope this doesnt offend (it hapens to me) with your name being athene (A being the start of your name and may be the first name in her mobile phone book) the text may have been intended for someone else but she pressed the wrong button and it got sent to you

if she wanted to talk she would have rang ya and asked

just styarted to watch this and think it is quite good, i know its only tv but i bet somewhere there is a unit out there that does what they do (and im not talking sas and the rest of them) i have a guy in one of my flats that has served his term in the foriegn leigon and in the para's and every now and then he just vanishes for a week or so and he always has a back pack and tent packed and ready to go (oh and he is hard as nails and as just as physcotic lol)

too slow boyo lol

if she can sit on the toilet and the feet touch the floor if she bleeds she breeds

i shagged a 14 year old once, i was 13 at the time :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

like fook they just spend an hour in the last chance ranch andget all the ideas they need lol :rofl:

crazy *******s

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines Enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures Outlined below when accessing their accounts. > After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been Developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. *********************************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the truth!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the Machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive Distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside Back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of Chequebook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot Provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.

as long as it aint glamour modeling thing and she wants you to go along and get ya kit off with her for a lesbo shoot lol pm me the pics if ya go

hey hey leave the jelousy to the barry boys lads lol

you do realise the people posting about our cars are sitting back laughing at most of the serious comments on this site lol im suprised i aint had the "it looks like a taxi" post, just sit back have a stella and watch the fun roll on lol

well im deffo there, but my bank card wont work on said date lol

contact peter from pps in the traders section, he will advise ya

no i mea when registering on barry boys

you have to give ya email address when registering and im not doing that

i thrive on a good piss take lol

how do i do that

i feel honoured, will be more pissed off if they start to say nice things about it lol i think they need one of these