stellaZ

i bought ourlass a 1.4 clio rt sreg for £900 and she gets 180 miles to £20 of petrol, quite nippy too

usually a quick flick of the lipstick helps, but to put and end to the shit in the garden problem, you need to invite your neighbours over to speak about this like adults, then when they arrive at your door greeting you-you need to get a hard on then go and shite in their garden, you need to read my free leaflet "how to get your own back"

stright off the tounge

reader: dear stella ive been secretly looking through my husbands emails and been reading his texts, ive found he has been having an affir with his secratary from work, ive found explicit emails and texts describing the filthy things that he gets upto with her, im at wits end as i didnt think my husband was like that and im in shock, he isnt the man i married stella: well the problem started when you started to look at his emails and texts, if you had kept ya nose out of his bussiness you wouldnt have had to write to me moaning, did he tell you that you were his first when you got married (probably), thats why he is a prude with you (he was lying he has had loads of girlfriends), you need to have a look at my phone number 07............ and pass it onto your husbands secratary, she sounds like a right goer

well as you seem to be booked till 2011, any chance of a couple of freebies, i use a high gloss polish and its an apple green color and smells like sweets, everytime i use it i want to eat my microfibre polishing cloth lol

ooh, welcome-i may have just the thing for ya, im selling my 300zx

this concerns me http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gumtree.com/posting_images/70/36000470__1236867880__0__3-88a0ff30fc061f4cb1f2d358635d6228.__big__.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gumtree.com/london/70/36000470.html&usg=__z8Sx3EeDmg4KQ3PfMHfO0PCPM5U=&h=269&w=358&sz=17&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=umUxj7cR-RDE6M:&tbnh=91&tbnw=121&prev=/images%3Fq%3D2000%2Bbmw%2Bm5%2Bschnitzer%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26ie%3DUTF-8

ah well worth a try lol, ozz was interested in mine before, you dont know if he still is do ya

but is it worth 5.5k, thats what i want for mine and i think that this will be easier to sell

i think the bmw will deffo sell quicker than mine, hence the swop, ive just had a quick chat to the guy and he may be coming up next weekend to have a look at my car, luckily he has had a 300zx before so should know what he is looking at im sure he wil be happy with my car

ive emailed the guy asking if he would like to come and view my car, will wait and see

well come and get mine bought then

how would i check with bmw, what would i need to ask and where would i go

have emailed the guy, i wouldnt keep it but i think it would sell quicker than mine

nah, i know what i want next

think this would sell for 5.5 quicker than mine????? http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/981420.htm

i read these in the sun and they make me chuckle, i think i should write the replies to these and put my own twist on them, here is a couple of replies i thought of the other day, add your own lol reader: dear stella i came home early from work the other day and found my husband in bed with the next door neighbour, im in total shock as i thought we were happy and i had no idea this was going on stella: i think you are a load of shite, why did you come home early from work, you must have had some idea he was knocking the wench off from next door, maybe next time you will get a bit of overtime in and you wont catch him at it and have a read of my free leaflet "be better in the sack for him indoors to stop him straying" reader: dear stella, today i went upstairs to collect some washing from the laundry basket for my daily chores and was shocked to find my husband masterbating whilst lookin at porn on his laptop, i dont know what to do im in shock at his behaviour well for a start hows about banging your feet up the stairs or maybe try banging a door before going upstairs, that way he will have time to put his johnstone away and quickly change the page to a more suitable how to put up shelves website, have a read of my free leaflet "learn to walk and whistle loudly" anyone else have a laugh at these saddo's lol

the munny 975

welcome

ahh i see, i would get it back and sell the bits off to fund another zed, even oe with probs as they are usually cheaper

if its not allowed back on the road, how are you able to buy it back, are you a registered breaker, if not im sure you are not allowed to have it back

your thread has been deleted by ne of our mods, they will have sent an email to you with the addy you have provided, registered users (new and old) aint permitted to sell on these forums sorry for the confusion

that could have been so much worse for the people in the car

thats some deep dish on there mate, very nice

ourlass has been going on about this for weeks so i let her buy it yesterday, took it round our friends and i was adamant that i wasnt having a go (as was my mate perry), it was strickly for the wenches, but after a skinfull of stella me and my mate had a go and thouroghly enjoyed it, was one of the best nites ive had for a long time i highly recommend it for the fun factor, i cant sing a note but was fun non the less