Sir Charles

I haven't re subbed yet, I'm holding my £15 back because I'm going to Amsterdam a week tomorrow and I heard that buys you 5 mins of someones time

Don't say that, that is an INSULT to my Micra :(

Lets be honest most of the vtec boys think they have the beating of any car just because the lawnmower engine revs its tits off all the time. My mate had one before, granted we were 3 up at the time but we lost in a battle with an old E36 325i The Civic is a reasonably quick car but at the end of the day it is just a chav carrying drug dealer's special.

The Civic is a chav shopping trolley, you always see them with 3 child seats in the back. Hateful cars. The 300 pushes out more torque on tickover

Probably wont be going to that one as May is my car insurance month

I have got the very same Copter

There is have a look near bottom of this pic 'Capture Copter'

The star wars stuff plus the Jurassic Park chopper both gave me serious wood.

That is one sexy machine apart from the wheels which I hate to be honest. The rest of the car is drop dead though.

Definetely forget her and have a look elsewhere. How old are you? You cant beat a load of no-strings to erase the memory of a previous girlfriend!! :) I wouldnt want to bring up someone else's child either, not for me. She would probably run a mile if you said that, I know I would if a girl said that to me. Sounds very needy

'Save £1 was £9,992' WHERE DO I SIGN?

McDonalds happy meal.... Well i was 13 at the time

That ad sums up everything I hate about this country at the moment

Maybe Miss France, but then again she would still be french

I wouldnt want anything French on me lol

Why are you having French on your leg if you dont mind me asking?

I'd shit in their garden if it was me lol

I wouldn't bother with one, i had a GPX Mivec and it was crap on fuel and slower than a Clio 172. Very troublesome car too, speedo was never working, electrics all over the place, auto box was CRAP.

Nice cars to drive but I had loads of problems with mine. The tiptronic box is slow and crappy and The electrics are terrible

There i've made mine even smaller now. You should set a limit to sig size, width x length in pixels. Just so people know where they are

Just re-sized mine :) but I say to those with slower machines... sort ya act out and stop trying to run IE9 on your Windows 3.11 rig thru your 28k dial up :D :D

I wont be driving it till May 1st anyway cos it aint taxed or insured haha

happy april fools day

If he paid cash then he is screwed because I dont think he qualifies for ebay buyer protection which would have been guaranteed if he paid via paypal.

Yeah what he said lol