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ffs allan open another can before you slit your neck bone...i could aswell bud;)

happy birthday Bill...hope your still off the smokes:duffer::duffer:;)

ime reading vini and i would of thought you might have melted a important engine managment sensor thats screwed into the head or upper block mate;)

just as long as you aint pissed in it ime happy:x:

says the man who,s spent more on his car in 3 months than ive spent in 3 years:tongue:

no 1.00 is fine,giving me a steady 15psi and with a decent chip will be reliable aswell. ive knocked my timing back 1 degree and it compansates for the increase in boost and i get no detting anymore when i cant find V-power fuel

0.8 will give problems bud,i detted all the way to scotland and back (550m) with mine and after 16psi started to lose power:shock:

all of the above jobs and trades would not exsist without the likes of you mate..i have respect for the humble postman:bow:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:looks like the front cover of "men in toilets weekly"

;););):D

a H crossover in the system cures booming at low to medium rpm;)

are you gay????:D

31 years self employed roofer employing 3-4 lazy bast$$ds:rofl: and full time tax collecter to feed the masses and put a sayers pastie on some chavs table while he plays with his play station

3 zeds...3 sets of jets...no boost spikes on any of em...nuff said;)

not sure mate but logic tells me there is a very good chance with the tops fitting;)

:rofl::rofl:

http://www.machinemart.co.uk/shop/product/details/ctj1250a-11-4-tonne-aluminium-trolley-jack ive got one mate and there great;) but thinking about it ime sure there cheaper at costco

si i reckon your woman has binned you because you would,nt let her see you without your make-up and combed hair in the mornings:tongue::rofl:,at the end of the day no one gives a f$$k what your car looks like or does,nt look like...there to busy losing sleep over there own cars;)

plus his mam made him play "duck apple" in the hot chip pan:D

1 day to dig the old out=skip (£130) 1 day to put new screed in with rough sand on a 3-1 mix (about tonn and half at 2" thick) about £50 including cement goes in semi-dry and then give it a couple of hours and totally soak it with a hose on shower setting for 10 mins,this makes it set rock hard give it a week to dry out and unibond the whole area with a 40-1 mix to stop the screed from flaking apart give that 2 days to set and then paint floor with floor paint ...job done and not cocked or patched up which you,ll be glad you done come this winter;)

:rofl::rofl:

nice work mate;) what did the building inspector say about the rsj not sitting on concrete pad stones thou?

iff you cant find south then find north and its the other side of that:x: in the old days when houses had food pantrys they allways put them facing north (coolest)

the grenade kept going over next doors wall so my mam took it off me:rofl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuvqPMWv8YU

yea one of them conablo,s:rofl: