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I know of a Proctologist named Mr Gabriel. His staff call him "Arse Angel" Gabriel.

I honestly used to work with a Michael Hunt.

You missed correcting the capital P on 'Perhaps', and you could have suggested a comma after the first 'me'. '!?' is acceptable as a substitute 'interrobang' character. :tongue:

Petrol works amazingly well.

Petrol works amazingly well.

There's usually a phone setting to choose.

The power of suggestion. How many vegetables look like arrows?

He was a great character. RIP Jockey. Reminds me of one of the funniest things I've EVER seen on TV.... [video=youtube;5Ao9p3ou7-U]

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Firefox Enemy Mine E.T.

Most of the above (except the porn). Plus: Lord Of The Rings cartoon thing (ace) Spiderman films Weird Science Ferris Bueller's Day Off The Breakfast Club St Elmo's Fire Rambo (1,2 and 3) Rocky (1,2,3 and 4) Various Disneys (Robin Hood, Jungle Book, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, etc) Tron Eddy Murphy films Tom Cruise films

Get her to hang in there mate (or get her signed off by the doc). Don't give up - he's screwed himself.

That was ace. The sudden realisation of what was going to happen was outstanding.

James Bond series

Dirty Dozen Where Eagles Dare Guns of Navarone The Way the West was Won Most Kevin Costner films Lethal Weapon series (and most Mel Gibson films) Silence of the Lambs series Alien series

The Sting Mission Impossible series Blazing Saddles Most Tom Cruise films Hellraiser series Nightmare on Elm Street series

Forgot Seagal!

In no particular order: The Godfather trilogy Senna The Shawshank Redemption The original Star Wars trilogy Lord of the Rings trilogy The Matrix trilogy 300 Watchmen Anything by Tarantino Anything by M. Night Shyamalan Full Metal Jacket Apocalypse Now Hamburger Hill Platoon Top Gun Ghostbusters Star Trek 1 to 3 Beverly Hills Cop Trading Places Any Arnie Any Stallone Big Trouble in Little China Any Van Damme Die Hard 1-4 Old Horrors: The Thing The Amityville Horror The Exorcist The Shining Rosemary's Baby Don't Look Back Jacob's Ladder (weird) Halloween Friday the 13th The Wicker Man Bad Taste

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Please, please, please go and do some advanced training after you pass your test (IAM or RoSPA). What they teach you to pass your ministry test is just not good enough to keep you safe.

'The Womp'

No chance.