Davy66

Ive an X5, but my reg plate doesn't read "SLOB" maybe its a hint about the owner.

Just spotted another parked at Bentley road garage in Donny, looked blue with big white go faster stripes.

Ive got two both grey, and theres a guy in goldthorpe got two one red, one yellow.

Cheers for that i'll look into it, thanks

Hi I have an 8 year old little girl who is not very bright with the maths, english etc, due to disabilities. So i am looking at going into cadet kart racing for her which she fancies as she can out run me on a quad most days. We have been to an indoor center and she's like a caged beast wanting to pass anything on the track :no: :no: , so i have looked at the books, the sites, but i wondered if anyone had any personel experience with this sport?

I bet she's the office girl who takes off her glasses and shakes down her hair, proper naughty you lucky man, many congrats now an the future.

Mines a woman and she pulled me one out two month ago. I thought she was going to climb on my lap she was yanking that much, then codine for two weeks to cure the pain. Evil they are, evil.

Seen this at 2.45 in Adwick today, if it was "H***JRD" I think.

If you ever need a day off or a day out, let us know i'll step in for you mate. Glad to help anyone who puts kids first, ive three girls and a wife so hormones are great in our house, but I love em all.

Hi All This is my first time in starting a thread so i'm a thread virgin. On Tuesday I came out of my local shop to get back in my car. I went onto the road side of the car to get in the drivers side and saw a little blue mini coming towards me. I didnt open the door but waited thinking it would just drive by as there was nothing else on the road. The next thing I remember was coming round with three or four people around me. The driver of the mini had clipped the back of my car and hit me sending me over her bonnet and clipping her roof. I was told this by the lollypop lady who saw it all and tried to stop her with her stick, but she had carried on. I was given the reg number so phoned 999. The dibbles came to my house five hours later and questioned me saying that the driver of the mini would not be approached regarding the matter as she was 72 and it would cause her much distress, I went nuts and the dibbles left. Yesterday I contacted the head of Barnsley nick and he told me the case was not worth persuing as to thhe drivers age and the CPS would not prosecute. I went to the drivers house to ask her about the incedent and she said I was talking rubbish, it never happened, and she was calling the police to report me. 20 minutes later I was being lectured about herrasment and do not contact this person again. Today I have phoned the solicitors and they are trying to sort it all. The moral is start drivng your Zed as you like after you are 70 and you are immune from the law. :asshole:

Mine was a manual 850csi cream leather, TV's the works bought for £35k and wish I still had it, but I blocked Ali G in at Sitner BMW and finally he bought it for me for £38k cash couldnt say no. But an awsome motor especially going down to the south of France on the hol's.

I have a few. My X5 has HE08EYS, good job the missus drives it ( HE OBEYS ). My Z3 has P3SKD, just my initials and it only cost £189. The wifes CLK has DEB516V ( DEBS 16V ) called Debbie of course. Finally, just bought UF04SEZ for my daughters 21 ( UFO 4 SEZ ) she's called Sarah. Will have to be looking for one for the Zed, its still on a boring one. Also I saw Shaun Slater from Eastbenders driving a cabriolet Bentley GT with the plate WE57HAM WESTHAM football fan????

This has always been my favorite car, but a guy called " Ali G " made me an offer I couldnt refuse and I made nearly £3k on my original cost. http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/4/216/2721/38038860001_large.jpg

Only downside i came across was having to mini pile my foundations that put me £10k over budget, but it will never move now. Designs can be downloaded frorm the internet for ideas from basic to extravagant, these can also be use for outline planning which you dont need an architect for to start with. but nowadays almost anything can be designed and built.

Ive met Princess Di (Opening a swimming pool), Cliff Richard (working on his house), Richard Whitley (in the tv studio), Shakey Burn (Donnigton racing), Robbie Williams (local recording studio) and Jordan two days ago at a recording studio??????

Just finished building my own, Land cost £95,000.00. House and fittings ( Including carpets, beds etc ) cost £65,000.00. Fees etc £3500.00. Total cost £163,500.00. Just had it valued at £325,000.00 forced sale price. I'd recommend it to anyone. seven beds, two baths, one ensuite, one wc, five reception rooms and a 10 metre x 4 metre garage. Having a year off now. Also solar doesnt work up north and a ground heat source pump is great if you have a spare £28k for the system and flooring, also enough distance between the house and slinky, or hole.

Mine stood for two years on the drive while i built a new house, only thing i did was diconnect the battery. Moved beginning of september to new house, connected battery turned key everything works on the button. Drove 26miles to new resting place and not a problem and still no rust.

Red Zed, St George's bridge, Doncaster last night private plate ending in MRK. Kitted and shiney.

Worked for an old guy who insisted that I left the last half bag of sand from the concrete mix, because he paid for it and didnt want it taking away. Said he might need it for next time, all two shovels full???????

If you ever get down to Sheffield, the Frog and Parrot off West street brew there own dead Parrot at 14% and squashed Frog at 11.2% but you can only get a wine glass full for £3.00. You do get a certificate if you manage four glasses though. Bit rough the following morning though smells a bit like you brought the frog home with you.

Well i'm with you Nick. Most of the stuff on here is taken in jest and if there are nasty things said then cant they be ignored like grownups, rather than punished and treating us like kids? Simon.

I can always post his home address, he didnt pay me for two months, and he flies his helicoptor over my place most days.

I fitted a conservatory on Cliff Richards house in surrey, an extension on Mr DFS's place in Doncasterfor a swimming pool, met princess Di when I built a swimming pool in Chester, met Richard Whitley on calender with a ferret, Tiff Neddle took me round Brands hatch in an M5 on a test day, but i'm not sure if any of them are still worth much?????

Waiting for paint, so it looks a little sad. Runs well and dont leek though.

Great bargin for a good looking car. I have a 4.4 V8 X5, goes like a train, will top 150mph on certain roads, but 14mpg, tyres once a year and £130 to fill the tank. Gets the family everywhere, but doesnt have the image of my Zed.