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Apache

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  1. Look what I'm bringing to JAE :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  2. Apache replied to Apache's topic in Events - UK
    Looking like it's just me and you at the mo :rolleyes: a bit like the Florida meet :rofl: :rofl:
  3. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital . This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will. She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not seen his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... Thrown away. Life is not a race. Do take it slower Hear the music Before the song is over.
  4. In an Office Block: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) :) :)
  5. Apache replied to a post in a topic in Events - UK
    Me and Mrs A will be camping there on the Sat night :)
  6. To help with correct selection of file: General Information GI Maintenance MA Engine Mechanical EM Engine Lubrication & Cooling LC Engine Fuel & Emission Control EF/EC Engine Control, Fuel & Exhaust FE Clutch CL Manual Transmission MT Automatic Transmission AT Propeller Shaft & Differential PD Front Axle & Suspension FA Rear Axle & Suspension RA Brake System BR Steering System ST Body BF Heater & Air Conditioner HA Electrical System EL Main Circuit Diagram E.C.C.S. Wiring Diagram
  7. Apache replied to Apache's topic in Events - UK
    Me too, due to shifts. What time you looking at heading down there Steve???
  8. HB Chaps :duffer: :duffer:
  9. Yeah - it's a great and cheap mod - I bought those silvatec bulbs that add a nice hint of blueness :)
  10. You need to be a subscribed member to send and receive PM's :) See here: http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=70718
  11. Thoroughly enjoyed last night's game - hope tonight's is as good :)
  12. I didn't realise that you've met me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  13. PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  14. Si - your's is one of the best looking Zed's around IMHO but only you can decide what you really want it to look like. Hope you find your inspiration and can get it sorted. Shame you can't make JAE
  15. Alternatively you could knock on the door, introduce yourself and then we could go out for a blast in the Zed, call on Mac and then go for a pint of that nice beer I was on about :duffer:
  16. My dog pees on trees and craps in bushes :rofl: :rofl: and he's a vegetarian :rolleyes:
  17. I'll see you on my security camera :tongue: and then set me dog on ya :wack:
  18. Well I've been out for a drive in the Zed for the last 2 days with the Targas off - a visit or two to a coupla nice country pubs in the evening, a pleasant pint of ale and a decent blast along some nice A-roads that I know - ah the joy of it all :D Feel free to visit us in t'North Nick :duffer: :)
  19. Me too :) - I was born there :dance:
  20. The wisest words said so far IMHO
  21. All my lads mate's know the car and always point and wave :) The kids love being picked up from school in it especially now I can take the Targa panels off as well coz of the good weather. :)
  22. Doesn't bother me either :)
  23. have a great day :duffer: :duffer:
  24. Woohoo - excellent :bow: My Zed even makes an appearance right at the end as well :dance:
  25. I think you did mate :) Stood nattering to you and Daz for a short while about this, that and t'other :)

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