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Dear Sir/Madam, With reference to your letter dated (insert date) where you had a less than happy experience at our (insert town name) store. I am pleased to write to you to explain that you are the worst kind of petty mindless customer we all dread sloping in to our stores. When we see you park up outside in your "sports" car and bring yourself toward to entrance dragging your knuckles along the ground, it takes all our might not to burst out laughing until the realisation hits us that we are actualy going to have to converse and interact with you. In reality it is US who should be writing to you and your kind with a complaint, no, a plea! To just go away so very and completely away!!! Leave shopping for those who have the mental capacity to perform it adiquately to manage in life if one shop is sold out of a product they can work out that going to another with it in stock resolves the issue. I hope you understand we dont care about your custom and neither want it, infact they most likely saw you coming and took all the lenses off the selves just to make sure you didn't ever come back. Yours Very Jokingly, The Tesco Customer Services Team.

Buy a bag or bring one I mean

Supermarkets in Fance dont have them full stop! Buy a bag or buy one are your only options. Good idea.

Our cats were always like that, they wanted what we had more than their own food. Dont blame them really their food smells like shit lol

Fingers crossed its not too deep to polish out? Feckers :(

Think its a bit much complaining that Tesco have not managed your life for you. Its a shop not a life support system that if it fails your life falls over. If a shop does not have what you want, go somewhere else for it. I agree with the managers responce of "why did you leave this to the last minute" if you cant function without them you should take responcibility of your own life and make sure you dont run out. Has the world become so babied that people break down and complain because a shop runs out of a product? Christ grow up!

come on before it gets too cold!!!!

Also I dont see how you can gain any MPG from high octain fuel? Surely your car is set up to squirt x ammount of fuel into each cylinder, this does not change because of the type fule in there, only how hard you put your foot to the floor? So on an engine sat at exactly 1000rpm for an intire tank with normal fuel and another engine sat at exactly 1000rpm for an entire tank on high octain They will both squirt the exact same amount of fuel per fire, as that is how they are set up. Both engines will be going on their preset configs that at 1000rpm they need to squirt 0.03ml (made up number) per cylinder firing, so both will run out at the same time and after traveling exactly the same distance. Does this make sense or am I talking out my arse lol???

If your running stock boost normal unleaded is perfectly fine.

Have a great day Shanksy

I think they are ok for people like Paul Daniels - his number plate is MAGIC. I get it. But ones where peolpe want their name and they are a no one, who cares??? Dont like or hate them but dont really see the point in most of them.

call The Sun and sell the story, something will be done about her then!

burn her ****ing car to the ground!

1998 BMW 740i Awesome!

All the best fella. I look forward to the thread saying your baby is coming home :)

There are lots of good book out there. To be honest it not hard to do at all. You biggest hurdles are Planning and Planning. Oh and you'll need to get the Planning department on your side! 1st, get the house you want drawn up. 2nd, go to the council for where you want to build with the plans and say you want to build this house in their area. You have not found a plot yet but would like their input on if they like it and if there is anything glaringly obviouse that would stop you getting planning. 3rd, find your plot. 4th, go back top planning and ask again refering to the actual plot. 5th to 100th keep doing it till they find a plot they will say yes to. 6th, buy land 7th get funds 8th get someone to build it.

How would you do it. Do you have the money yourself alreday or looking for a self build mortgage? Do you know what Kind of property you want to build? Do you have an idea where you want to build and if your kind of property would be aproved in the area? I know a bit about it as looked into building Canadian style timber framed houses a few years back. Get lots for your money, grand designs did a program on one.

Your only upset cos I thought of it first :whistling:

Watching puppies get run over

I had to send four lots of money to them, so dont be suprised if they ask for more. Was just red tape bullshit they had to do to prove it was me. Soooo worth it though!!!! Your gonna have a great weekend now!!!! YOUR IN THE MONEY!!! YOUR IN THE MONEY!!!!

It's signed by Mrs. Samantha Bennett,Executive (International Sweepstakes). So it cant be a scam! Learn to read before posting your tripe here!

Just dont do what I did (TWICE) and just burn all the money cos you were cold!

No chance, scams dont come via email you dunce!

Oh wicked!! I wish I would win again. I won twice last week too!!!

Yup, or where did you bring it from?