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:rofl: Yeah can see the headlines now. "Police are investigating the death of 100 people who went skydiving on Saturday, they are not sure if it was a suicide pact as they were all part of an online club, or if they were just all too p1ssed to work out how to use the parashoots." :rofl:

Yeah know just how you feel! :D

Fantastic news! :dance: :duffer: Congrats to the steveo family

Na just thinking out loud :D

Any chance i can be banned from posting after midnight and from giving advice on the zed? I keep geting realy drunk and posting some stupid stuff after I have stumbled home from a pub or a club. :duffer: And I keep giving realy bad/wrong advice to people who might actualy listen to me thinking i know what i'm on about. :xxx: And the results when the two are combined are amazing! :slap:

if you up the boost the stock chip may not keep up with the demand for fule, and your engine will start to det. Then you have to go crying to the traders and get a rebuild and become the bank managers best friend.

:xxx: Realy must learn not to say things when I'm wrong a lot :slap: :rofl:

:shock: Bet it was an awsome sight to see them fly in a group but seeing something like that crash, not good stuff. :(

I know mate, sad but its the world we live in. If someone gives their word for paying that kind of money to fix something, get it in writing. if they wont do that you know just how much you can realy trust em.

How about a "spray what you bring" day at your workshop, you can teach us all!

just worked out why its the food of drunk people. its the only word in the world you can slur as much as you like and still understand! theses turks are clever buggers :D

yeah but ive been in the land of beer where you can spell things any way you wish! :duffer:

i heard they drink it in the gongo? so ive been led to belive

:duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: oh yeah :o the beer has been flowing tonight! :D

welcome aboard! show us some pics of you new zed, and make sure you subscribe! ;) let the spending on "oh i just want to do this" begin! :rofl:

Search is your friend ;)

Here we go again. :nelson: :x:

Is it you need an extra gear to compensate for the cherrys stuck to your dash? ;)

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Looks like a couple of used Madonna specials! Go for it man, dont thnik they are my cup of tea, but you never can tell propperly with these things untill they are on.

Putting a restriction in the two pipes from the turbos will make them spool to a higher psi = big grin on the drivers face.

I'd bee looking for boost leaks then somewhere mate. But even with a leak you should be notising some kind of upping in boost. Take it your not in Saftey boost?

:shock: Has money got that tight mate!!! Whip round for Jonce everyone to stop him from having to sell his body?? ;)

Why do you want the handbrake plumed into it?

Yup, the bearbox ;) has its own ecu behind the drivers seat behind a pannel next to the rear seats.