EvoluZion3

I agree with Carl, chop their hands off.

i think the fooling about, although 90% staged, does contribute to the program. we've all got used to the format of: boring car -> news -> fooling about (intro) -> fast car -> reasonably priced car-> fooling about (middle bit) -> fast car on track with Stig -> feature -> fooling about (conclusion) -> "and on that bombshell..." ...but it just works so well :bow:

foookin eejit obviously doesnt know a thing about cars. i used to know someone like that - he was convinced there was such a thing as a Calibra GTi - he kept seeing one :rofl:

what an ungrateful bell-end! :confused: put a virus on his laptop

dun

mine's a load of bull - im a Taurus :rofl:

:shock: :shock: :shock: do you think its really the stig talking? surely they wouldnt let him talk because someone will recognise his voice....

1. Describe yourself? About 5'9", short brown hair, working on my build, broad sense of humour, always thinking hard about something (sometimes not about sex :nelson: ) 2. What makes you Laugh? Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, funny clips on the 'net. 3. What makes you Sad? Cruelty to animals 4. What makes you Mad? Tony Blair, softness on crime, chavs, health & safety, political correctness 5. If you could change something on your body, what would it be? My hair and my beer belly. 6. How did you get into liking the 300zx/ I always wanted a turbo'd Jap car, and this was the only one i could afford! Once I bought it, the Z really grew on me until I became an enthusiast (and a broke one at that) 7. Are you Married/Children etc? Not married and no kids, but been with Nim for over 3 years and love her to bits 8. What is your Job? Quit my old job as warehouse manager in October. Currently doing home learning course and helping parents out with various family difficulties, trying to get into software development. 9. If you won the Lottery what would you do? Make sure friends and family are financially secure. Then buy a nice house somewhere quiet but not too far from a race track. Have a giant garage built. Then go car shopping. 10. Whats ya favourite TV programme? Top Gear, old Doctor Who's (the ones before it turned into a soap opera :rolleyes: ) 11. What music do you like? Old skool rave, 1999 dancetrance, dont mind a dose of classical/chillout now and then 12. Any Hobbies, other than the Zed? Writing software (halfway through a game at the minute), gamesplaying (driving/fighting/RPG) wining & dining the girlfriend, extra hot curries, going cinema. 13. Who are you closest to as a mate on the forum? Mainly the midlands lot - Chunk, Dark Warrier, MickeyB, Bantam, Peach, Slick Pete, Scrawni, Spinksy, etc. Sorry if ive not put your name it doesnt mean youre not on the list! :) 14. Whats your Favourite Drink? Fosters, Whisky, Dandelion & Burdock (not at same time, but latter 2 might be worth a try!) 15. What is your favourite Holiday destination? Cornwall

--- UPDATE --- i went down to the pub a few days ago to finalise things and I have to say that they've really gone out of their way to accomodate us. Considering that the pub isn't massive, and that it's Mothers Day on the 18th, they've reserved us our own dining area that we can use between 12:30 and 2:30. I can't thank them enough for sorting this out on such an inconvenient date. :cry: :bow:

son of a gun that looks brand spanking :bow:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: never seen that before - mind you ive not seen a Hamlet advert for about 10 years

Happy Birthday Peach! :duffer: :duffer: dont listen to Steve, go out and give her another polish...

mate im filling up reading that :cry: i hope all of you find some comfort in the fact that this is the hardest part and you will all soon get used to the new situation. keep reminding yourself that what youre doing is for the best for everyone. God bless - especially your son.

Wheetalore, Liamass!!! (images of John Cleese dressed like a Spaniard)

i voted for yellow cos blue's getting too common for Zs now :p

bloomin tractors - just as youre about to open the throttle up on a fantastic country road - there's a tractor in front doing about 5mph. :rant: :rant: :rant:

lol, that used to be my dog - the late Big Jack. bless him :bow: nice find Scrawni!

:confused: :eek: who's this?

great news matey! i hope you treated her to a wash and polish ;)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i think a few home truths are going to come out today :nelson:

ok i suppose i could have another go if i put 10p in the pot. number 3600 :eek: :rofl:

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oy youve already had a go Stella! there are only 30995 choices left for everyone else :nono:

right here's a new idea, first you need to think of a number from 1 to 31000, and then post the number up along with the attachment of the same number by using the code: [ img]http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10000[/img] (change the 10000 at the end to your guessed number, and remove the space in the first tag to make it work), to see what picture you get. try and put a caption to the picture if you can. funniest or most amazing picture gets a prize. actually no they dont get a prize. (please edit anything that may be unsuitable or inappropriate, and try again :) ) ok, here's my first go, number 18357 someone trying to eat their dashboard :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: